The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents The Episode 2 One Shots
Yoda- Begun, This Clone War has
Piett- What's the green guy talking about?
Motti- All the jokes that will be flying around
About
Episode 2 now
Jango Fett- My god son, what did you do?
Look at that armor. All dented and
Worn. I thought I had taught you
Better than that
Boba Fett- But daddy, it's just that...
Jango Fett- You're no son of mine.
Piett- Don't feel bad. My father was like that
With me, and I turned
out just fine.
Aura Sing- So you're the new bada$$ chick
Bounty hunter. You don't look so
Tough
Zam Wessal- Oh yeah? At least I get more
Than two seconds screen time.
Tarkin- I think the best way for you two to
Settle this would be to strip down to
The basics and wrestle it out in a pool
Of Jell-O.
Motti- These Clone Troopers are good shots.
Why did
we ever switch to Storm
Troopers?
Piett- When all your soldiers look alike, it makes
It hard to remember
which ones get
Promotions and
which ones get punished
Padme- If you would be so kind to give me a
Moment to change. I wore the wrong
Outfit for a battle. Sorry about that
Mace Windu- Not again. Hurry up
Saesee Tiin- If it's that skin tight battle suit of
Hers, then it's worth the wait
Mace Windu- True, true
Piett- Motti, you've got to check out these
New laser blast
things. They tickle
Motti- Stop mocking the deadly bounty hunter
