The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents The One Shots
Thrawn- By covering these new cells with
Commemorative packaging, we will
Not have any more Rebels escaping
Han- That's what you think.
Chewie- Roarrr.
Han- Okay, okay, I won't damage the box.
Emperor- Simply brilliant
Snowtrooper- We found a local snow monster
As you requested sir.
Veers- The ones the Rebels found were
Supposedly
more aggressive.
Abominable Snowman- You look like you
Could use a snow cone
Dewback Hunter- Hey guys, I want you to
Meet me new mate, Hagrid
Motti- Be afraid, be very afraid.
Piett- I like him, he smells like scotch.
Hagrid- So as I was say'in. Little Norbert
Caught me beard on fire, he was just
Being playful now...
Motti- You, stormtroopers, stop laughing and
Take these
two to the cells
Rebel- You'll not take me without a fight.
Big Rebel- Kid, that's a toy gun you know.
Rebel- They don't know that.
Big Rebel- Just look at the thing, they know.
Emperor- I said at ease officer.
Vintage Officer- I'm sorry my Emperor
But, my arms don't bend
That way
Emperor- I accept no excuses. We will make
Your arms bend that way. I'll need
A razor blade and some super glue.
Piett- I'll be back in the morning to
Check up on you
Officer- Yes sir
Motti- I can't believe you're using an
Officer to wait in line
for five months
Just to be first to get
tickets.
Piett- You want a ticket, don't you?
Motti- Please.
