OBI-WAN NOTICES THAT ANAKIN 
IS HEADED TO THE DARK SIDE

Obi-Wan- Be cautious Anakin, that is General Grievous.  
                 He is more machine than man, twisted and evil.
Anakin- Sweet, finally someone cool around here who 
              I can idolize
Obi-Wan- What was that?
Anakin- Nothing...

WOOKIES IN ACTION

Yarua- Get lost you little creeps.  We're finally getting our
            Role in the saga that you stole from us.
            We'll show the universe just how furry 
            Warriors should fight

ANAKIN HAS ONE LAST PLAYFUL MOMENT

Anakin- Sorry guys, but I really don't feel like 
              Playing dodge ball right now
R4-G9- Beeep, beep, beeeeep
Anakin- Okay, okay just a quick game then.
             I really wish I hadn't gotten you guys that movie

DARTH SIDIOUS FINDS
IT HARD TO GET HIS BEST MEN 
MOTIVATED

Sidious- What are you two doing here?
              We have a lot of work to do
Dooku- What's the point?
Grievous- We got to talking and saw that neither one of us
               Is in the classic trilogy.  So we figured we must
               Die in Episode 3.  We don't see the point in
               Helping you take over the galaxy if we're 
               Not going to be there for the reward of it
Sidious- Maybe you both die between movies...
             Yeah, I don't believe that myself

THE TRUTH ABOUT OBI-WAN
AND HIS OBSESSION WITH 
HORROR MOVIES

Obi-Wan- Pale, wrinkly skin, darkened eyes, bad teeth...
                 You're a zombie.  Now I have to cut off your head
Tion Medon- That is not a very diplomatic approach
Obi-Wan- Zombies aren't suppose to be able to talk
                 You must be a super zombie then

 THE REAL PHANTOM VILLAIN IS 
FINALLY REVEALED

Anakin- Jar-Jar?  You're a Sith?
Jar-Jar- Yessa.  Youssa... Excuse me, I can talk normal now.  
            You Jedi are so stupid.  Who is it that gained your trust 
            By acting clumsy and then was able to push to get Palpatine 
            His 'emergency powers'?  You guys really are very gullible
Mace- Man, we must have really been blind to the force 
           To not see that one