The Imperial Officer's Club Presents
DVD SCENES ONE SHOTS

So Let's Take A Look AT Some Changes Lucas Has Made To The Original Trilogy For The DVD Set

 Prequel Character Cameos

Jar-Jar- Obi-Wan, is that youssa?
Obi-Wan- That voice. It can't be.
Luke- Do you know that guy?
Obi-Wan- Nope, never seen him before in my life
                 Now hurry up before he tries to talk to us
Jar-Jar- Messa think Youssa try'in to ditcha messsa
Luke- He seems nice
Obi-Wan- Trust me, you want nothing to do with him
Time To fix Some Inappropriate Scenes

Luke- Can I have a kiss before we try to make this 
          Dangerous jump
Liea- I was thinking of doing that, but I got the feeling it just
         Would not be right.  How about a hug?
Luke- Strange, I just had that same feeling myself.
          A hug would be fine.
More Characters From the Prequels

Yoda- Looking, found someone you ...
Mace- Shut your trap.  This is no time for games.
           Let's take this whiny little farm boy and whip 
           His ass in to a Jedi.
Luke- That seems like a rather harsh attitude for a
           Jedi Master
Yoda- Cranky, he is.
Mace- Kid, you'd be cranky to if you had to spend two
           Decades trapped on this mudball with a backwards
           Talking muppet.
We Get A Look At Vader's Emotional Side

Vader- A lass, poor 3PO.  I knew him Fett.  He was 
            Fellow of infinite jest.
Fett- I found him to be a little annoying myself.
Vader- You know, you're right. 
            Go ahead and have him junked. 
Trying To Please The fans, Lucas Gives Us A Scene We've All Been Waiting For

Jar-Jar- Helps messa!!! 
             Itsa gonna eats messa!!!
Luke- Here, you can try to use this bone to...
          For some reason the force is not letting
          Me throw the bone to you
          Guess you're out of luck
Jar-Jar- Nooooo!!!
The New Big Revelation

Fett- Wait Han, you were never told about you cousin.
Han- Thrackan Sal-Solo?
Fett- No, I am your cousin
Han- Now Lucas is just trying to hard.
         You're going in the pit.

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