The Imperial Officer's Club Presents
Spider-Man One Shots
 


Motti- Let's get him web-head
Spider-Man- Okay, I thought I made it very clear. 
                     I DO NOT WORK WITH SIDEKICKS
Motti- But I would be perfect for this movie
Doc Oct- I'll can rip him apart for you
Spider-Man- Don't tempt me


Spider-Man - What are you doing here?
DareDevil- You're not Electra
Spider-Man- Man, you really must be off if you think 
                     This is your girlfriend's flick.
DareDevil- I'm just getting restless waiting
                  For my own sequel
Spider-Man- Understandable, just get out of my sequel
                    I just hope the Hulk doesn't show up next

Green Goblin- So you get to be Spider-Man's enemy for the sequel.
Doc Oct- Yes
Green Goblin- What's your story?
Doc Oct- Scientist who go crazies after his experiment backfires on 
                Him, turning him into a madman
Green Goblin- What?  That's my story.  Well at least you never had 
                       A personal relationship with Parker.
Doc Oct- Not in the comics, but in the movie...
Spider-Man- Mary Jane?  Peter Cushing?
                     What's going on here?
Mary Jane- It's called a love triangle. 
                   It adds drama to the story
Spider-Man- Well, not only is he old, 
                     But he is also dead
Mary Jane- I know, that just adds to the drama
Peter Cushing- Dead or not, I can rock her world
Doc Oct- Now web slinger, I shall destroy you
Spider-Man- For some reason I am not too worried
Doc Oct- When my tentacles start to tickle you...
Spider-Man- At least we can put in some CGI
                     In post production
JJJ- Forward my steed. We must go and 
       Warn everyone about Spider-Man
Rocky- I said I wanted a sequel and I get this
            I am so firing my agent
Spider-Man- Not you again
Motti- Hear me out. I would make a great villain for part 3
Spider-Man- We already have a line up of real 
                     Spider-Man villains just waiting to be used
Motti- Come on, think outside the box
Spider-Man- How about I kick you butt out of my box

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