The Imperial Officer's
Club Presents The Blurry One Shots
Qui-Gon- So I bring this boy before the council.
He is the chosen one.
Yoda- In this boy I sense no power
Kid- I tried to explain to the guy I was just a really good
skater, but no he said something
about it all being
force power and junk
Obi-Wan- Master I really wish you would stop bring just
any kid you find in here.
It makes us both look foolish
Qui-Gon- One day I will find the chosen one, just wait
Now for some Episode 3 one shots. Beware,
some of these jokes are based off of rumors about the movie, so there may
be spoilers
Yoda- Ready she is, deliver these babies we must
Chewbacca- Roarrrr, roarrrr
Obi-Wan- What did he say?
C3P-O- He says 'I don't know nothing about birthing no
babies'.
Palpatine- This is my true form.
Anakin- Man, you are ugly. And the dark side di this to you?
I'm starting to think I might not want to go down that path
Palpatine- How about if I get you a real cool looking leather outfit?
Anakin- Now that's more like it
Palpatine- Besides, what do you have to worry about?
You already nailed that Padme chick
Saesee Tiin- Now boys, I think we need to turn those
Weapons away from me...Boys? Oh man,
I really have a bad feeling about this.
Obi-Wan- I think Lucas is trying a little too hard to
Fit in Original Trilogy references this time
Wampa- I know what you mean. That whole Trash
Compactor scene really felt out of place
Obi-Wan- You can talk?
Wampa- What, oh, uh, grrrrrrr, growl and all that
Bail Organa- I know our love is forbidden, but I can not help myself
Shu Mai- What can I say, when you got it, you got it.
Bail Organa- I just hope this does not distract me from any kind of
play
for power in the senate that might ruin the Republic
Shu Mai- You worry too much lover boy
