The Imperial Officer's Club Presents
We Still Do One Shots
 


 
Liea- I recognized your fowl stench when I was 
         Brought on board
Tarkin- Now that was just rude.  I was going to take you
            Home and let your father deal with you, but now
            You've hurt my feelings. I'm going to have to destroy
            Your home world to teach you a lesson.
Liea- No, wait, I'm sorry.
Tarkin- Too little, too late.


  
Veers- Analyze me boys, analyze me.
SP-4- You see, that's not the kind of analyzing we do.
JN-66- Yeah, we work with inanimate objects and such.
Veers- Why do you have to be so cruel?


 
 Liea- Somehow I've always known.
Luke- You've always known we were brother and sister?
          And yet you have kissed me passionately how many
          Times? 
Liea- Uh, I can explain that. I knew but I didn't know...
Luke- I'm out of here.  Maybe fighting dad will get my mind 
          Off this.


 
 Liea- Han, ever since I've had the kids you've let 
          Yourself go. You're not the man I married.
Han- There's just more of me to love baby


 
 
 Piett- Here are the new TIE fighters you requested.  
          Made exactly the way you designed them.
Motti- What happened?
Piett- TI like them.  The guys at the shop said
          It looked like you put one to many dashes, but I told
         Them what you wrote down was what you wanted 
         And that they couldn't change a thing.
Motti- I'm having a Spinal Tap moment here.


 
 Lucasfilm Clone- ...So only 65 to 70% of the fan's earnings are going to
                 Star Wars right now.  Our goal is to get that up to 75 to 80%,
                With most of that coming straight to us.  Phase one is
                Hyperspace, a pay area on the Web Site.
Lucas- Isn't the web site just one big add though? 
           Will people really pay for an add?
Lucasfilm Clone- We hope so.  We are looking into finding a way to get
                 Them to pay to be able to watch the previews for Episode 3,
                And any other related commercials.
Lucas- Well, I'll let Jar-Jar decided for me.  He's been in charge of 
            Most of the decisions around here lately
Jar-Jar- Messsa love it. The fans will love it.  It's big new thing.
             Now messa want big romantic part in Episode 3

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