The Imperial Officer's Club Presents
The One Shots


Motti- I thought we'd agreed that 
          You would no longer take the 
          New officers on one of your 
          Nights out.
Piett- He's an officer?
Officer- I'm a butterfly...Look at the
            Pretty flowers...Mommy, I 
            Want to go home now


Motti- When I say 'go', you will both take 
           Ten paces, turn and fire
Woody- Uhh... This doesn't seem fair to me
Six-Shooter- Hee, heee, hee


Darth Maul- Let's get down and get funky
Motti- How come I get the feeling that 
          Sith Lord was not his true calling
Piett- He can sure shake his money maker
Darth Maul- Chip N Dales, here I come



 
 
 
 
Tarpals- I know our love is forbidden, but
              I won't hide it from the galaxy
              Any longer
Battle Droid- Roger
Veers- This is just so romantic.
            It brings a tear to my eye.



 
 
 
D.B. Hunter- Just look at this awesome creature I found.
                    With its three heads, Fluffy here can rip a 
                    Man to ribbons in less than a minute.
Motti- I am so glad this is not an regular Episode
Piett- Wow, what a drink.  I'm seeing triple.



 
 
 
Officer Who- Uhh, sir we have
                     A  problem
Motti- We're here to take care of 
          A group of Gungans who are
          Causing trouble.  That
         Shouldn't be a hard task
Officer Who- I think there was a typo in the 
                     Report
Motti- I see what you mean. That's what I get
          For letting Piett do the mission briefing.
Officer Who- What should we do?
Motti- I'm going home.  I leave you in charge.

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11/15/01