by
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Lego Vader- This is pointless.  We have
         Spent the last month watching you
         Eat cold pizza and tell us how
         Pretty the colors are. 
         We don't see any colors!
Joser- Man, you guys are a drag.  I
          Know what you need.  Go out
          And find green guys.  Ask them
          For warrior training.

Lego Vader- Find green guys?
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!! Green guys!!
Lego Vader- That didn't take long
Leonardo- Look , hideous little freaks
Michelangelo- Yeah, they're freaks man
Lego Vader- Here it goes. We need to
                    Be trained as warriors
Leonardo- We'll see if master Splinter
                 Is willing to train you freaks

Lego Vader- You live in the sewer? 
              How can you stand that smell?
Michelangelo- What smell?
Lego Vader- And you call us freaks
Splinter- Who are these two?
Leonardo- They are freaks who want to 
                 Learn the ways of a warrior
Lego Vader- Enough with the freaks
                    Calling us freaks joke

Splinter - Draw you weapons and we
              Will see if you are worthy to 
              Be trained by me.
Lego Vader-  Okay rat boy, time to 
                      Kick your @$$
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!! Kick @$$!!!

Leonardo- That had to hurt
Lego Vader- That was embarrassing
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!! Not again!!!
Splinter- You are not ready for my
             Training.  However I do have a
             Friend I would send you to

Lego Vader- This is a joke, right?
Mini-Maul- Banzai!?
Kung-Fu Hamster- Before we begin 
           Your training, we must run on the
           Sacred wheel for several hours
Lego Vader- Somebody really hates me

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11/06/02