by
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Lego Vader- Now the time is right. 
                   We will have our revenge
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!! Revenge!!!
Lego Vader- At least your vocabulary 
                     Is expanding.  Now let's
                    Conquer the web sites
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!! Destroy!!!
Lego Director- CUT!!! CUT!!!
Lego Vader- What the?

Lego Director- No, no, no.  This is not
                       Going to work
Lego V.- Who are you and why should 
               I care what you think?
Lego D.- I am the new director of this
       Series.  We need to fix your image.
       I have some ideas from looking at
       What is popular right now.
Lego V- I have a bad feeling about this

Lego D.- Let's try you as a hero type
Lego Green Goblin- This is why heroes
         Are so sad.  You can either save
         The girl or the skycar full of
         Innocents. Choose now.
Mini-Maul- Banzai?
Lego V- I'm grabbing the babe, you can
              Try for the skycar thing
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!!

Lego V.- Hey hot stuff.  I just saved
            Your life.  Wantta give me some
            Of that good loving?
Lego Mary Jane- Get your hands off me
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!! People go
              CRASH BOOM!!!
Lego GG- That was very unclimatic
Lego D.- CUT! Bring up the lights

Lego D- This isn't working.
Lego V- I could have told you that
              The hero bit isn't me
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!!
Lego D- Maybe you're right.
              Lets' try plan 'B'
Lego V- Plan 'B'? I just want to go 
             Back to doing things my way

Lego Harry- Lord Vadermort! 
                   You killed my parents!
Lego V- No Harry, I am you father...
              Oh Sith, not this line again
              You know, I don't think this is
              Working either
Lego D- You have a point there. Let's
            Rethink this thing and start over

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7/23/02