The Imperial Officer's Club Presents
Rejected Character Ideas

Jabba The Furby


Han- Next time don't send one of these twerps...
Jabba- Oooo, noooo. La, la, la, la, la, la
Han- Even I get boarded sometimes...
Jabba- Mee big sleepooo, weeeeee
Han- Does that mean you'll give me more time?
Jabba- Dee, dee, dee, dee, dum diddy dum


Threepio- Fifty thousand no less
Jabba- Uh oh, do be do, be do, be do
Threepio- What does that mean?
Jabba- Hey pahh, see you
Boush- Hello, I have a thermal detonator here
Jabba- Whoo Hey pahh see you.  ha, ha, ha, ha
Boush- He's just too cute.  I'll tell you everything
Jabba- Boom, bam-bam, boom, bam-bam


Luke- ...But I warn you not to underestimate my
         Powers
Jabba- Hey no joe won, okay, kiss me, mumm
Luke- I get the feeling you're not taking 
          Me seriously
Liea- Isn't he just too cute?
Jabba- a-loh may-lah, hee, hee, ohh, ohh
           Weeee, again coco
Luke- You're really making this hard now

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12/17/02