Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 8: Worse Than Ewoks

by
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Motti- I thought we were going back 
          to the Death Star
Piett- Yeah, that's where we are

Motti- That's not the Death Star
Piett- Oh, I think you're right
          What is it then?
PIKA!!
Piett- I think I've had too much to drink
         I'm seeing talking yellow rodents

Motti- It's not the booze idiot
          Here, I'll get rid of it. After
          all, it's only a harmless rodent

Motti- That took care of it
Piett- It looks like it has friends
Motti- Better call the exterminator

Dark Trooper- The exterminator is here
BANG!!BANG!!BANG!!BANG!!
BANG!!BANG!!BANG!!BANG!!

D. Trooper- Sorry, I got carried away
Motti- That's okay, he didn't have any 
         lines in the episode anyways
Piett- Sensors show the ship is filled 
         with these things
Motti- I hate this job sometimes

Motti- We'll have to go level by level
           Killing them as we find them
Piett- It looks like Veers is having
         some problems with the
         Creatures as well.

Motti- He seems to have things 
           under control here
Veers- Now that's a good boy.  We
           should go back to my quarters
          So I can reward you
Piett- I think we should be going now

Peitt- Sensors show that this is the last
         One left alive
Motti- I'll take care of it, just like I did
           its'  Big Brother

Motti- It's attacking me
           Get it off, get it off
Vader- As you Wish
Motti- No wait...

Motti- Ahhhh...
Vader- All too easy
Piett- I wonder if those things taste
         Like chicken.

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