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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Story Idea Inspired
by
Dave Cordes
Vader- Ahh, relief at last. Now to wipe and go. Hmm, out of toilet paper. Someone is going to be in trouble. Piett!! |
Piett- Yes, Lord Vader Vader- I need more T.P. Immediately Piett- We have no more on board, sir Vader- Send someone to the planet then Piett- Yes, Lord Vader |
Piett- Baron Fel, I need you to go down to Tatooine to get Vader his T.P. Fel- Yes Sir Motti- I am going as well. This might help me get on Vader's good side |
Motti- Where shall we begin Fel- Have you ever had to buy T.P. sir? Motti- No, but I am familiar with all the ways to acquire goods |
Motti- Look ,jawas, they are known as traders Fel- There are easier ways... Motti- You, little guy, come here |
Jawas- Utinnni, utin, utinninnini (Translation- He gives the hand sign of great offense, let's get him) Motti- What...Ahhh...Fel, help me |
Fel- Shoo, go away now Motti- Obviously they were not smart enough to deal with. Let's try Jabba Fel- But sir, there are easier ways... Motti- I think his palace is over there |
Motti- Now let me do all the talking Fel- Yes sir Motti- What is that smell? Does the ugly slug smell this bad all the time? Jabba- Come here |
Jabba- Ugly slug huh. How do I look from underneath? Fel- I'm leaving. I can finish the mission on my own Motti- Fel, wait...uhh...ahh... |
Piett- Good Work Fel Fel- Thank you sir. All I had to do was go to the local Imperial supply house Piett- Vader will be very happy |
Vader- Finally something goes right around here 'FLUSH' |
Han- What an incredible smell you've discovered Luke- The Dark Side is strong here Chewie- Rrrrrrooaarrrrr |
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