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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Tarkin- ...Once he gets here we must be Ready for him. We will stop Building the big ships and Monuments and stop jotting Down notes. he will not wish to Make haste, so don't make him |
Motti- Did that make sense to anyone? Piett- I don't jot, I skip Thrawn- I am at a lost as to who is Coming here myself Veers- I don't think we need to despair About it though |
Ozzel- Did I miss the meeting? Motti- Ozzel? I though you were dead? C.C.- Not another one. Thisss place Already hasss enough officersss Ozzel- I faked my death to get way from Piett. They found me and here I am |
Motti- Faking being dead to get away From Piett? There's an idea. Ozzel- Yeah, but faking death just ain't My cup of meat Motti- Still sounds better than putting up With the stuff that goes on here Piett- Hey, I know you |
Ozzel- Yeah, we served together on The Executor Piett- No, that's not it. You were the Guy who was mooing and meowing To that bantha to get it to dance the Limbo for so that you could get the Diamond toothpick |
Ozzel- What is he talking about? Motti- I don't have a clue Ozzel- He still as annoying as ever. Maybe I need to go back to Playing dead Dalaa- He's here! He's here! Motti- Why is she jumping for joy? |
Kwinn- I am here Motti- And you are? Kwinn- I am Kwinn Ozzel- How... exciting? Piett- Wow, he's colorful |
Kwinn- So where do they wish for me To go? Ozzel- How should we know? Motti- Tarkin was the one who was all Hyped over this |
Kwinn- Then I shall go find this Tarkin Motti- You do that now Piett- Do you guys here that? Ozzel- Hear what? Motti- Don't mind him, he hears things |
Crowd- There he is, hurry, hurry Piett- Wow look at the all the people Running like pigeons. Now where Did Motti and that other guy go? Crowd- We can't get no sleep. We Want to tell you where it hurts Piett- I heard he likes his sugar sweet |
Thrawn- This is something new Piett- No, Motti dies here all the time Thrawn- But it was two of the this time It would seem that the times, They are a changing Piett- I guess everybody had to run to That Kwinn guy for some reason |
C.C.- Kwinn, the eskimo mercenary? I thought he was dead. When did He get here? Thrawn- This whole episode has been One bad joke about that song Piett- Does that mean we can all go and Doze now? |
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