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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Palpatine- We have a bunch of aliens Wishing to talk peace. You two'll go Into the conference room and tell them they'll either surrender fully, or We'll destroy them in a very nasty way Motti -Yes sir Piett- Nasty way? Like making them Watch reality TV? |
Piett- Is this the conference room? Motti- Yes, you idiot. I know My way around this installation. Piett- But all the doors look the same. How can you tell them apart? Motti- They don't all look the same. Sober people can see the difference. Piett- Uh, what does sober mean? |
Piett- These guys don't look friendly. In fact they look out right mean Motti- They're just trying to be Intimidating. I won't let them Scare me. Piett- Puppies scare you though. Motti- Puppies are natural killers. Everyone knows that |
Piett- I really think we're in the Wrong room. Motti- Leave then. I don't need you. I can handle things here by myself |
Motti- Now I'm to inform you that you Will all surrender immediately or else Predator- Grrrrrrrr... Motti- Un...Yeah peace, let's talk peace |
Motti- Damn that Piett, he locked the Door behind him I am dead, I am dead, I am dead Gotta fiind a way out of here |
Cylon- Time for extermination Motti- Don't kill me, don't kill me... |
Motti- What the hell? Is there anything Non-deadly in here? |
Motti- I have go to get out of here Before these creatures kill me |
Piett- Hey Motti, look what I found. I Really think you're in the wrong room E.T.- Hi Motti- AHH!!! Don't let it touch me |
Motti- Arugh...Why me? Piett- Oh, that's gotta smarts E.T.- Ouch Piett- So how'd things go in here? |
Piett- Wow, it looks like you really had
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