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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Officer Nobody- Tarkin Sir. Tarkin- This had better be good.. What is it! |
Nobody- Rebels have invaded the base All command personal are to evacuate Tarkin- I think you overestimate their chances. |
Zap!!! Come Daala, I think we should go now |
Rebel- Hey guys I got one, and it was not a stormtrooper Tarkin- Hurry, my dear. We must continue with our debriefing |
Thrawn- It looks like we have a battle going on Motti- I won't let you back out that easy Piett- I'm out |
Thrawn- Okay Motti, what do you have? Motti- Sabacc, my friends. I win. |
Motti- That means I win your good luck charm Thrawn- It's called a ysalamiri Motti- Whatever, it's mine now |
Thrawn- Here you go Piett- Guys I think we are being invaded Motti- Sure we are Piett |
Thrawn- He's right Motti- It looks like the fighting's over in here anyway. Let's go find Vader and see how this thing works |
Thrawn- There he is Motti- Vader, you black pile of junk Vader- What was that? |
Motti- You weak freak. I'm not scared. Vader- That does it. What? Not again. Motti- You can't hurt me when I have My new good luck charm on |
Vader- I have other ways to deal with You Motti- But, wait. Aghhhhh... Thrawn- Since you're dead, I'm taking My ysalamiri back |
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