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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Motti- I can't believe we've been out Here for so long. I was sure it Would have been easy to Conquer Care-A-Lot Piett- Yeah, Those Colorful Ewoks Really put up a fight |
Motti- There's Vader, with the Captain Of this ship we had to commandeer To get us back home. Piett- Those giant Gamorreans Sure are fun people Vader- Piett and Motti, good |
Vader- Why don't you tell Piett about it Hogthrob- You see if I lift my arms up Like so, my cape makes me look Bigger, so I can scare away predators Piett- Wow, how cool Motti- Those two should get along great |
Vader- We will be landing soon Motti- Good, I can not wait to get away From these fat, ugly creatures. That female one is the worst of The bunch |
Piggy- What was that twerp? Motti- Uhhhh. Vader, some help please Vader- You are on your own here Strong in the pork-side she is Motti- Crap. I gotta get going now |
Piggy- Come back here you dork Ya need to learn a few manners Strangepork- Ah, Vader. We've landed Vader- Good. We can now address The people as returning heroes |
Piett- Wow, look at all the people Come out to greet us Strangepork- They do not seem happy |
Vader- Protesters. Years of diplomatic Training have taught me how to Handle them. They need a new moon |
Hogthrob- I think I'm going to be sick Piett- Just like back in basic training Strangepork- This is diplomatic? |
Piett- I don't think that helped any Vader- Just make sure the PR people Release a statement that I had a Wardrobe malfunction Piggy- Here, let's give them this to calm Them down |
Motti- Ouch, can I get a little help here? Bail- Oh, we'll help you all right. Mon Mothma- Yeah, boys. Let's help him Motti- This isn't going to end good is it? Bail- Nope |
Vader- Impressive, most impressive Piggy- You know, for a bunch of Pacifists, these guys can really Tear a part a person limb from Limb quickly enough Piett- I think I've seen this movie before |
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