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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
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Motti- Why does all this seem familiar? Thrawn- Strange, I was just thinking the same thing Piett- I know, it is a long story though Do you want to hear it? Motti- Not really Piett- It all started last week, or was that last year? |
Piett- I was ran into a nice green man who really needed a shave. Motti- We really don't need to hear... Piett- Shh. This is my story So the wise man says.. Grinch- You must go and free the Princess who can help you get The magic sword. |
Motti- Magic sword? What are you Talking about? Piett- I said shh. I never interrupt your stories. So I took the fastest ship I could Find and went in search of the Princess. Which was no easy task Considering I had not had a nap |
Piett- When I landed on the planet Where the princess was, I found a Great troll who was guarding her Yoda- I'll eat you and your little dog too Motti - Dog? What dog? Piett- Shh. So I said Piett- No you won't, for I have a troll Away stick Yoda- No, not a troll away stick! |
Piett- With the troll gone I was able to Enter the dungeons and free the Fair princess Tuan We- I fear you are too late, you Who are most brave and strong And handsome and best dancer and.. Motti- Uh, does this go anywhere? Piett- What? Oh yeah, the story. |
Piett- The princess' brother had to be Defeated, so I cleverly disguised Myself as Zeus Motti- Zeus? Piett- Yeah, the big bearded guy who Goes around tricking women Into sleeping with him. Zartan- What can I do for you Zeus? Piett- I need to take your medallion |
Piett- Fleeing from the prince with the Stolen medallion I found myself In the castle's night club Motti- Castles have night clubs? Piett- I was shown a secret exit to the castle and was able to escape. |
Piett- Outside the snakemen found me And were going to take me back To their lair Cobra Commander- We are the Sssnakemen. We found you, we're Going to take you back to our lair |
Piett- I ran into the fog, which is what The snakemen fear the most Motti- Snakemen fear fog? Piett- You didn't know that? Good thing you haven't met the Snakemen then |
Piett- I made my way to the arcade Used the medallion to play fifty Games of Blow Things Up, which Took me two days to do. Motti- What of the magic sword? Piett- What magic sword? |
Motti- You're story, which had nothing To do with why I am feeling Deja Vu, started with a quest for A magic sword. Piett- Oh yeah, it did. I like swords Motti- Ahhh!!!Uhhhh.... |
Vader- What happened here? Thrawn- Piett told one of his stories and Motti's brains couldn't handle it Piett- It was all about my quest for a Magic sword. Wanna hear it? Vader- I think I'll pass |
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