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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Motti- Things are finally settling down Around here Thrawn- Yes, you are very clever Motti- It's about time you realized that |
Piett- Weeeeeeeee... Motti- Stupid lush. What does he think He's doing? Thrawn- Yes, he is stupid, unlike you |
Motti- Wow Thrawn it's really... Rocky- It's really what? Motti- You're a chicken? Rocky- It's not nice to call people names |
Motti- What's going on around here? Is that a purple mole swimming Across the bar? Piett- Yep, if he went swimming in Water he might get wet |
Motti- Something's not right Piett- Everything seem fine to me Motti- Then why are we almost as big As that Death Star? Piett- It's your dream, I think. |
Motti- This is all a dream? Piett- Well yeah. Did you think these Kinds of things happen in the Real world. Motti- Well, to us they have happened |
Piett- My favorite dream is where I am An action figure. But not the one Where I'm trapped in my Package for all eternity. That's a Scary dream. My fiugure gets a Cool ninja warrior action feature |
Motti- Why would you want to dream You were a toy? Toys are for kids Piett- You want to meet the guy who Runs this place? Motti- Sure. What is he, a duck? Piett- No, that's a robotic pig. |
Morpheus- Welcome to the dreaming mortals. I Morpheus, Lord of Dreams... Matthew- Hi Piett. Welcome back Motti- The bird talks? Morpheus- You interrupted my speech Matthew- Sorry |
Morpheus- Well that ruined the mood. Piett- So how are you doing? Morpheus- All's well I guess Piett- Motti, this is Morpheus, Lord of Dreams and all that. |
Orc- Growl. I have come to take your Lives. Grunt. Flee before me or die Motti- Ahhhhhhhhhhhh... Piett- I take it he's new. Not very good Morpheus- We're working with him |
Morpheus- Your friend died of fear. I Guess Orc is better than we thought Piett- No, Motti just dies easily Orc- Give me some slack. I'm new to This nightmare thing |
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