Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 35: The Search For Piett

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Motti- The Search For Piett? Oh no.
          Why can't we just leave things
          As they are? We don't need Piett
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Motti- Yes, who's there?
           Piett?  Is that you?

Veers- What are you talking about?
            Hurry up. Thrawn needs you 
            To report to his Star Destroyer

Motti- So what is our mission?
Thrawn- You read this episode's title?
Motti- But...We don't need Piett.
          He was only getting in the way
Thrawn- Nonsense.  We'll search the
              Universe for him

Thrawn- No sign of him having been
              Here.  Find anything Motti?
Motti- There's something alive in here
Thrawn- Come along, we have many
              Places to search still
Motti- A little help please!

Thrawn- Still nothing.  Hurry up Motti.
Motti- There's a spiked wall closing in 
           On me 
Thrawn- Yes, yes.  Spiked wall
Motti- I think my spleen has been
           Ruptured

Thrawn- Odd, he's not in this deep dark
              Secret chamber
Motti- Help, giant snake thing trying 
          To eat me
Thrawn- What an imagination you have

Spirit of Greyskull- Castle Greyskull
               Does not welcome you Motti
Thrawn- Who said that?
Motti- Something's pulling me down
Thrawn- We have no time for games

Thrawn- This ship has been abandoned
              For some time now.
Motti- Shoo.  Go away now.
Thrawn- We should move on
Motti- Uh...Nice...Ummm...Kitty?

Thrawn- We have searched all over and
         There is no sign of Piett anywhere
Motti- Can we go home now, so I can
           Die peacefully in my bed?
Thrawn- And you were no help at all
             Playing around everywhere 
            We went.  Let's just go home

Piett- Hi guys.  Where've ya been?
Thrawn- Piett, you made it back on 
              Your own
Motti- Great.  I'm going to bed.
Piett- Yeah, I guess I must have gotten
      Here right as you guys were leaving
      It's nice having the place to myself

Motti- Uhhhhhh....
PLOP!
Piett- Why's Denger here?
         And where is Motti?
Thrawn- That is Motti
Piett- Oh, then I guess he's dead. 
          I got souvenirs for everybody

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3/13/03