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Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 34: Yin and Yang

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon

Motti- Ever since Sacul showed up and            Took control, things have started            To run smoothly around here Thrawn- It doesn't feel right to me Motti- You just don't like change.            Be open minded about it

Motti- There's Tarkin and Veers.  Go            Ask them what they think about            The new order we have Thrawn- Fine. Hello Tarkin- Hello Veers- Hi

Tarkin- Where is Dalaa? I miss her so... Motti- Don't cry on me Veers- No a droid.  Stay away.           I can't touch you.  I want to, but... Thrawn- It's a message from Sacul.            I'm to meet him in his office

S.A.Sacul- Good Thrawn, you made it Thrawn- I take it you're a fan of the               Willy Wonka movie. S.A.Sacul- What? Thrawn- Never mind

Motti- How'd the meeting go? Thrawn- Fine, fine.  I think I have a real             Good understanding of him now Motti- Where are you going? Thrawn- To find his other half

Thrawn- I am looking for a rebel pilot                Named Sacul Porkins- Aren't you an Imperial Officer? Thrawn- No. What officer wears a vest Porkins- Oh, then Sacul's over there

Sacul- Let's get wild here!!! Thrawn- I was right. You, get down            Here and come with me. Sacul- Why should I? Thrawn- I'll take you to a party Sacul- Why are we waiting around then?

Sacul- Where's the party? Motti- You brought a rebel pilot here? Thrawn- I am testing a theory S.A.Sacul- What's going on here? Sacul- What's that looser doing here? S.A.Sacul- How did you get here?

Motti- What's this theory of yours? Thrawn- Have you seen The Dark               Crystal? Motti- Is that a planet? Sacul- Man, you always ruin the party S.A.Sacul- At least I never fart in public

Sacul- I'm going to rip you new one S.A.Sacul- You're not man enough Motti- Now this is getting weird here Thrawn- I expected this would happen

Motti- What the hell? Thrawn- The two became one. Motti- Now what Thrawn- Things get back to normal

Veers- Come here beautiful Tarkin- Oh Dalaa.  It's nice to see you C.C.- I didn't want to return here. Thrawn- Something is still missing though