Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 32: Let's Talk

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon

Story Idea Inspired
by
Jose 'Joser' Miramontes


Kermit- Hidy-ho friends, Kermit the
             Frog here with Let's Talk
             Welcome back to the show,
             As you know today's show we
             Are confronting alcoholics 
             About their addictions
Kermit- During commercial, our last
             Guest passed-out, so let's move
             On  to our next guest.  He is an
              Imperial officer who wants to
              Confront his friend about his
              Friend's drinking problem
Kermit- Piett, please come on out
Piett- Hello.  Wow look at all the 
         People.  This must be some party
Kermit- You are here to confront your
          Friend about his drinking problem
Piett- Your eyes are Ping-Pong balls

Kermit- We have Motti back stage right
             Now. Please tell us about his
            Drinking.
Piett- Motti's having an out of body
         Experience! Cool
Kermit- Most alcoholics seem that way
Kermit- Okay Motti, come on out
Motti- Hello, what's this all about?
Kermit- Your friend Piett wants to
          Confront you about your problem
Piett- Hey, look it's Motti.  What are 
         You doing here?
Motti- What problem is that?
Kermit- I'll let Piett do the confronting
Motti- Well?
Piett- This guy's made of cloth.
Motti- And that's my problem?
Kermit- No, you're an alcoholic

Motti- This lush called me an alcoholic?
          He's the one who drinks.
Kermit- It will not help to try and blame
          Others for your problem.
          Let's take a question from the
         Audience
Cletus- Am I on T.V..?
Kermit- Yes, you are, go on sir
Cletus- Mr. army guy should not be
           Being so mean to them chillins. 
           Locking them in closets and all.
           It just ain't right now. 
Motti- What the hell you talking about?
Piett- Wow, we're on T.V.? Hi mom!
         I didn't know you had a family?
Motti- I don't. 
Piett- Denial is not just a... So what are
         You kids' names?

Kermit- Well Motti, we are going to try
         A new therapy on you here today
        It's called the beat it out method
Motti- Wait a minute here, I'm not...
Stalker- Is this the one?
Kermit- Take care of him boys
Gung-Ho-  Stop struggling, it'll just 
                  Make it worse
Kermit- I'm sorry you have to see this
            Piett. You seem like a very
            Caring friend
Piett- Wow, we're really on T.V. then?
Kermit- Tune in tomorrow when we
             Confront Hutt lovers and the 
             Slugs they can't stay away from
Satlker- He's not breathing.
Gung-Ho - But is he drinking any more?
Piett- I like being on T.V., it's fun

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11/26/02