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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Crypt Keeper- Welcome Aliens and Other ghoulish lifeforms to another Tales From the Club. Tonight's Freakish tale of demonic horror, Leaves good taste and real humor Behind in a Spaced out story I Call 'When Parodies Collide' |
Kids- Trick-or-Treat Motti- Now kids, I think I should Explain to you that I do not Celebrate your pagan holiday... Kids- You don't have any candy, Do you? Motti- Well, Vader got into it and... |
Piett- Look, rebel pilots. Have a drink? Motti- Remember what the police said About you offering drinks to minors? Piett- Minors are roaming the streets Without adult supervision? I better go with them. Motti- You as supervision? That's scary |
Piett- Good thing I am here to guide you Tonight. Look at this fog. It's just Not safe for children on a night like This. Can I have a piece of candy? |
Evil-Ash- Now who has the gun, you Self-centered @$$ Piett- What are you kids looking at? Ash- You're still ugly |
Ash- Give me that you undead moron Piett- Someone dropped a book here I've never seen a bookcover like That before |
Piett- Klaatu, Barada, Nicky... It's a book on alien species The cover does look a little like a Klaatu I suppose |
Aracula- I will swallow you're souls Kids- AHHHHHH!!!! Piett- What was that? Oh I'm sorry the Line reads, Klaatu, Barada, Nikto |
Piett- Where'd the kids go? I hear sirens. There might be a fire Near by. I'll go home and see if Motti wants to read this book |
Piett- Motti, wait until you see this book I found...Oh, I must have missed Something here. Oh well, I guess I'll just take it easy and read then |
Crypt Keeper- You've ruined my tale of Horror Piett- This tale begins with Klaatu, Barada, Nikto. I'll read it to you |
Piett- Here, we can use Motti's office... Do you hear sirens? Crypt Keeper- AHHHH!!! Piett- I love Halloween |
Happy Halloween From the Imperial Officers' Club
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