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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Piett- I've never been this deep into Coruscant before. Motti- We are going to check up on one Of the newer weapons labs that Has stopped sending any reports |
Piett- Not a very friendly sounding place Motti- Knock on the door you idiot Piett- But it says to go away Motti- Those are not meant for us Piett- Then why would they be there? |
Robot Rabbit- How may I help you? Piett- Look, it's a Hoojib Veers- What a cute little droid Motti- Not again Robot Rabbit- Uh...I'll be going now |
Veers- So what do those knobs of Yours do? Robot Rabbit- Stay away. Those are For my use only Motti- Let's go in then Piett- But it says Do Not Enter Motti- Just go |
Dr. Honeydew- Now once the pain threshold gets to be unbearable, then you let out a scream... Motti- Dr. Honeydew? Dr. Honeydew- Who are you and what are you doing in my secret lab? Motti- Palpatine sent us |
Dr. Honeydew- Oh, uh...Yes then. Beaker- Help me. I can't take this any Longer. Soon I will once more Loose the ability to speak. Once The latest shock wears off I won't Be able to think straight again Piett- You're upside down |
Veers- I promise I'll not damage you R.R.- I don't get paid enough for this Dr. Honeydew- Is he with you? Motti- Regretfully yes Dr. Honeydew- Come to my main work Station and we can work this out |
Beaker- You are my last hope. I can Feel my mind going back to.. Meep, meep, meep, meep Piett- Meep, meep back at you Dr. Honeydew- Now here I can show You all my projects |
Motti- What is that? Dr. Honeydew- A gorilla detector Motti- Why would we need that? Dr. Honeydew- You never know Piett- This is a still isn't it? Dr. Honeydew- What? No...it's a... |
Dr. Honeydew- It's for...uh...shrinking.. Motti- You detector is going off Dr. Honeydew- Then you might want to Get out of the way Motti- Out of the way of what? |
Dr. Honeydew- Them Piett- If that's not a still, then what is This down here? Dr. Honeydew- That is just some uh, medicine for beaker here |
Piett- I know moonshine when I see it. Dr. Honeydew- It's beaker's Beaker- Meeep, meep Piett- I'll have to come down here more Often for inspections from now on |
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