Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 3: There's No Such Thing As Luck

by
Ian Brazee-Cannon


Vader- Now Ensign Piett, there is much
            you will need to learn if you wish
           to raise in rank.
Piett- Can I get another rum and coke?
Lt. Someone- Lord Vader I bring news
Vader- Yes?
Lt. Someone- They lost several of your
                      socks in the wash today
Vader- Incompetence.  There is no
            excuse.
Lt. Someone- Gahhhh!!!

Vader- Come now Lt. Piett where was
             I?
Piett- I thought we were going to the bar
          for another round of drinks
Motti- At least it wasn't me this time
Thrawn- I have no worries about Vader
              Myself
Motti- And why is that?
Thrawn- My good luck charm here
Motti- You put a lot of faith into such an
           ugly  creature.  Let us see how
           good it works

Thrawn- I'm game
Motti- Why don't you tell Lord Vader
           that his command ship has
           broken down again.
Motti- Lord Vader
Vader- Yes Motti?
Motti- Thrawn needs to talk with you
Vader- Come Captain Piett.  Let us see what the
            bother is.
Piett- But, I still haven't gotten another drink
Vader- What is it Thrawn?
Thrawn- I regret to inform you that
          your command ship will be in
          repair for several weeks again.

Vader- This does not make me happy...
            You should be choking now
Thrawn- I told you my good luck charm
              worked, Motti
Vader- Admiral Motti, you tried to 
            make a fool of me
Motti- What? No wait, I, uh.  Uggggg.
Vader- No one puts one over on the
            Lord of the Sith
Piett- Does this mean I get another
         promotion?

 

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5/19/00