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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Piett- So what do you think of my New ride? Cool, isn't it? Motti- You're lost, it's raining and I'm About ready to throw up. Piett- We can land over there. |
Motti- Who in the galaxy gave you a Driver's license? Piett- A driver's what? Motti- Just go ask for directions. And be quick about it |
Motti- This miserable downpour is Going to give a me a cold Piett- I hate downpour, but the rain is Nice. I like rain. Motti- Just go away |
Piett- ...Raindrops keep falling on my head... Motti- Now lets see if the radio works Obi-Wan- Frigging, stupid, mumble, Mumble |
Taun We- Welcome...Master Jedi? Piett- What'd you call me? Taun We- Do you wish to see the Clones? Piett- Clowns? Sure, I love a circus. |
Motti- This station sounds good. I Wonder what kind of music this is Boba Fett- Why's that idiot listening to Hutt mating songs? Jango Fett- Let's just get to the ship |
Obi-Wan- Stop right there Jango Fett- I don't think so Jedi Motti- What's going on here |
Motti- Great, mindless violence. Typical for this series. Excuse me, Could you do this somewhere else? |
Motti- Great, now they're going to Scratch the paint. At least it's not My speeder. Where's Piett |
Motti- There you are Piett. What the Hell are those? Piett- They're clones, not clowns Motti- Not more Legos. I hate these Stupid little things |
Motti- What are they doing? Taun We- This is their swarming attack. They will then rip their enemy apart Limb from limb with their bare hands Piett- Sounds entertaining |
Piett- The episode was titled When Clones Attack. We should have Seen this coming Motti- Not that limb!!! Piett- Now do I get to see the clowns? |
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