Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 28: Star Wars Celebration II

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Piett-..On the road again, just can't
        wait to get on the road again...
Motti- Stop signing.  The whole trip you
          Sang.  Just give us one moment 
          Of peace

Royal Guard- Move aside, move aside
Motti- What's this all about?  A rebel
           Pilot with Imperial Guards?
Piett- He looks familiar
Jorg Sacul- It is time

Motti- Time?  Time for what?
Jorg Sacul- We will view the slides from
                  The trip
Piett- Cool, a slide show
Motti- I hate slide shows

Piett- Excuse me
Motti- Will you sit down
Sacul- A good shot of just what the
          Whole thing was about
Motti- Wow, a crowd of people
           Standing around.  What more
           Could you ask for?

Sacul- There were a good deal of 
           Guests there
Motti- Who are these guys?
Sacul- They played rebel pilots in the
        classic trilogy.
Motti- Too exciting for me
Veers- They don't look very impressive

Motti- Now who are those ugly losers?
           More small part rebels?
Piett- I find the one on the end to be
         Very handsome 
Sacul- These are the actors that played
           You guys
Motti- Oh...

Piett- Run for it.  The little green drunk 
         Has grown and is armed.  He is 
         Going to drink up all our liquor
Motti- This is why I won't be seen with
          You in public.

Motti- Now this one I like.  It's about
           Time people started to learn the
           Horror of being in package
Piett- It looks like he's enjoying himself
Motti- Wait until he gets shipped.

Piett- Wow, colors
Motti- What division is this guard with.
           Those are not regulation designs
Veers- Lighten up
Piett- I think it needs more purple

Sacul- Now here is a handsome man
Piett- This guy looks familiar to me for
         Some reason. What do you think
        Motti?...Motti?

Sacul - The Parade of R2s
Veers- Now we're getting to the
         Good stuff.  It's getting hot in here
Piett- Motti, don't you have a comment?

Sacul- That the show. What's with him
Piett- I think he willed himself to die
         Instead of sitting through the show
Veers- What a  coward

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5/07/02