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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Everyone in the Galaxy Liked Christmas a lot But those in the Imps Of the Empire did not Emperor- There shall be no rhyming |
Emperor- Our old enemy will make His yearly trek through the galaxy You shall see that he does not Bring joy to anyone Darth Grinch- Yes my master |
Darth Grinch- I will need someone to Assist me. You shall come with me Piett- Can I drive? Darth Grinch- Uhh...Sure Piett- Yeah, I get to drive, I get to drive |
Piett- Now this is pod racing!!! Darth Grinch- I'm getting sick. There's a House. Land quickly Piett- Okay |
Darth Grinch- Come, we don't have Much time Piett- What a cool way to enter a house I can see the sky from here |
Piett- Why are we taking all the pretty Decorations? Grinch- So that no one will be happy in The morning |
Piett- Wow, this kid was going to the Skiff for Christmas. He would Have been a real lucky boy Grinch- Stop playing with the toys and Put them in the bag Piett- You're no fun anymore |
Piett- You want me to get the tree up That? Okay. I'll try. Kid- Where are you taking our tree? Grinch- Uhh... See this light bulb that Doesn't work. We're taking this To the shop to fix it |
Kid- Do you think I'm stupid? You trying to steal our stuff Grinch- You little brat!!! You'll pay for that Piett- I got the three stuck up there real Good. What should I do now? |
Kid- Daddy!!! Daddy!!! Grinch- Get back here you... Piett- Hey, look they have their own bar I'm taking a five |
San-Ta- Leave the child alone Grinch Kid- Ha, ha. Now you're in for it. Grinch- We meet again. The circle is now complete |
Grinch- When I left you, I was but the Learner. Now I am the master San-Ta- Only a master of meanness Grinch |
Kid- Fight!!! Fight !!! Fight!!! Piett- These people must be loaded. They have a great selection of Booze |
Motti- There you two are. What? At the First house still? Piett- Come to join the party? Kid- Another ugly guy |
Motti- What did you call me? Kid- Ugly. You're also stupid Motti- You're asking for it Kid- DADDY!!! |
Piett- Someone else to join the party Father- What is it son? Kid- This man is being mean to me Motti- What? No I wasn't... Father- You calling my son a liar? Motti- No, I'm just saying... |
Piett- Is the party over then? Father- San-Ta, get your way, you have A lot to do tonight. San-Ta- On My way. Father- Now, Green guy, put all my Decorations and gifts back Where they belong and booze Hound return my scotch to the bar |
Grinch- All I wanted to do was ruin a Holiday for everyone. Piett- Aren't' these Christmas specials Suppose to have some kind of Moral or message to them? Father- Yeah, don't mess with people Who own automatic weapons Kid- This the best Christmas ever |
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