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Imperial Officers' Club
By
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Motti- So I was thinking today we Should go and conquer... Piett- Can't. I have a family reunion to Go to. Motti- And that's more important? Piett- You've never had my Aunt's Womprat Surprise |
Emperor- Good, You're here. I have a Mission for all my officers Motti- We're ready to serve Emperor- The Empire is running low on Funds, I have decided you Will each sell boxes of The Galaxy's Finest Chocolate |
Emperor- Whoever sells the most will Receive a brand new gas grill Thrawn- I shall need a thousand boxes To start with Motti- A thousand? No way you can Sell that many. Thrawn- I have a plan |
Bib Fortuna- Yes? What is it? Thrawn- Please inform Jabba that I have Some chocolate for sell Jabba- Did someone say chocolate? |
Motti- That Thrawn thinks he's so smart I'll show him. Come on Piett- I have my family reunion to go to Motti- Fine, I'll do it by myself |
Motti- Good afternoon sir. I represent The Imperial Officers. We are Right now selling these delicious Galaxy's Finest Chocolate Bars |
Warduke- Solicit at your own risk Motti- Is that a 'no' then? Warduke- Leave or die Motti- Yeah, that's a 'no' |
Motti- Excuse me would you like to.. Hey!!! Stop biting me Mini-Me- Hee, hee, hee Motti- Oww, let go you little $#!* |
Motti- Would you like to buy... Kosh- No. If you go to my neighbor's, You will die Motti- Right, yeah, okay |
Motti- You want to buy some Chocolate? Scratchy- Yeah, we like chocolate Itchy- Come on in and we'll write You a check Motti- Really? You'll buy some? Great! |
Motti- Now how many do you... Could you put the ax down? Itchy- Hee, hee Motti- What are you doing? Scratchy- Hee, hee Motti- Noooooo!!! |
Thrawn- I can't believe you won Piett- I have a large family. They like Chocolate. You want to try some Of Aunt Bubba's Womprat Surprise Thrawn- Your aunt's name is Bubba? Piett- It's a family name |
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