Imperial Officers' Club Episode 25

Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 25:

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon

Lego Vader- Go my warriors and
                    Destroy the non-Legos
Legos- Death to the non-Legos
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!!
Lego Vader- This should prove
                    Entertaining
Motti- Now if we just stay here, out of
           Sight, we should be okay.
Bossk- Why is it that whenever we do
            A crossover it ends in death
            And destruction?
4-LOM- I was wondering that as well
Motti- Would you two shut up. They
           Might hear you.
Bossk- Crap!!!
Motti- Shut up
4-LOM- Who made you boss?
Bossk- Later losers.

Motti- Now where's he going?
Tarpals- This was not a very good
             Hiding place
4-LOM- I should have known better
        Than to listen to the guy who dies
Legos- DIE!!!
Motti- Wait up!!!
4-LOM- Every man for himself
Motti- But you're a droid.
4-LOM- Whatever
Spirit of Qui-Gon- Let me explain this
                One more time. I am a
                Ghost. You can't harm me.
Mini-Maul- Banzai!!!
S of QG- This is going nowhere

Greedo- 4-LOM, help me.
4-LOM- No chance green bean
Greedo- You're fired then
4-LOM- Yeah, I'm really worried about
               That right now.

Mara Jade- Next one of you to move
                  Will find himself breathing
                  Out his @$$
Luke- Don't hurt the guys. Those
         Skeletons remind me of my Aunt
         And Uncle
Sio Bibble- As a loyal citizen of Naboo,
                  You must protect me. I am
                   Too important to die
Sabe- I'm starting to remember why
          I left Naboo now.

Veers- There's a cute little droid, with all
           The right attachments to help me
Artoo- Beep!!!
Veers- That sounded like a 'No'.
Artoo-Wiiirp, beep, wirp, tweet
Veers- This is almost one of my fantasies
Ackbar- I'll defend you my love.
Liea- Are we allowed to talk? I thought
         We had to use a narrative.
Ackbar- I think our narrator ran off
Liea- Then we'll die together, without a
         Narrative
Denger- They're coming closer.
Piett- Aren't they cute little guys?
Motti- Piett, you idiot!!! What are you
     Doing? The Legos are trying to kill us
Piett- That's not very nice of them.
         I guess we'll have to kill them first.

Motti- How should we do that?
Piett- Just pull their heads off.
Bossk- That's all there is to it?
            Why were we running then?
4-LOM- Let's get them.
Lego Vader- Where are you running?
                    The battle is that way.
Black Knight- The action figures have
                    Discovered our weakness.
Lego Vader- This calls for plan 'B' then
Bossk- Now this is much more fun.
Motti- Agreed.
Lego Samurai- Put me down
Tarpals- I get the next one right?
Motti- You hear something?

Lego Vader- You'll find these Throw
                Bots harder to defeat. You
                Will fall before me.
Greedo- Hey Jawas!
Lego Vader- No, not them!!! Get away
                     You filthy creatures.
Bossk- And you didn't call them til now
Greedo- I keep forgetting I have them
Lego Vader- Uhhh... There is still my
                     Ultimate weapon
Bossk- Yeah, good bluff
Tarpals- Ohh, look at that.

Lego Vader- Flee before the might of...
                  Lego Pit Droid, attack the
                 Non-Legos!!! What are you
                 Doing? Stupid droid.
                ATTACK!!!
Lego Vader- You missed me.
                    Good help is hard to find.
                  And that was the last wave
                  Of my forces.
Bossk- What did you say?
Greedo- Let's tear him to pieces
Lego Vader- Uhh... Come on guys.
                    Can't we talk about this
Bossk- Now I'm really going to have
            Some fun

Veers- So big and well built. I'm in love
Luke- What are they doing?
Qui-Gon- I think they're having a
                Staring contest
Luke- But, neither one can blink.
Qui-Gon- This could take a while.
Piett- This is just spooky.
Luke- Without the narrator, we may
          Never know what he is thinking
Piett- Let's go get something to drink
Lego Vader- It was just a joke. Can't
                     You guys take a joke?
Bossk- Sure, that was very funny.
       Come here and I'll show you a joke
Greedo- Not if I get to him first