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Imperial Officers' Club
Story by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Pictures by
Affejungen
Which I would like to give a special thanks to
He is the one who came up with this idea
And gave his time to take the pictures
And do most of the real work.
Check out his page
Affejungen's
Bantha Fodder
Piett- Just look at this place. Isn't it great? Motti- I can't believe I let you drag me Here. And why are you dressed Like a Jedi? They're our enemies. Piett- Just loosen up and have fun. Let's See if they have Youngbloods issue 1. |
Piett- Cool , the latest issue of ToyFare (Shameless attempt to get ToyFare to mention this page) Kid- Wow, weren't you Mr. Garibaldi On Babylon 5. You're my hero Motti- No, I wasn't. Now go away kid. I'm busy. |
Piett- Here hold this. Motti- What, I'm not carrying your junk Piett- I'll give you twenty bucks if you do Motti- Alright then. Piett- Wow, autographs! Motti- We don't even see this guy on Camera and you want his autograph |
Piett- Wow, what an autograph. Here Hold this as well Motti- There went two hours of my life I Won't get back Bossk- Oh no, it's those guys from The Imperial Officers' Club Denger- Where? I want to say 'hi' Bossk- Come on before they see us |
Piett- I finally got it. The TRU exclusive TIE Interceptor, and it was only Marked up to two hundred dollars Motti- Why do you want a toy version, When we have the real things Back on the ship? Piett- I'm a collector, you wouldn't Understand |
Piett- Hold the TIE Fighter while I look Through these posters. Motti- You don't need more junk Piett- Look, posters for 'Dude where's My Car 2: Another Hollywood Bomb' Motti - I think I know why those posters Are being given away |
Piett- Look, it's that banana show. Motti- I think you mean Bonanza Piett- So who are these loser anyway? Greedo- ...what in the Frozen plains of Dargon IV do you do? Sio Bibble- Um, I govern? 4-LOM- That's it, time to go. Motti- I really never liked the show Piett- You're just jealous because they Haven't had you on the show |
(Catch the show Here) Piett- Hey 4-SOME, great show. 4-LOM- Didn't you say you were not a Drunk when you were on the show? Greedo- Stupid #@*%ing, $#!& for Brains droid. Piett- I only drink occasionally, like When I'm awake 4-LOM- Here, have a T-shirt Piett- Cool, here Motti hold this |
DK-216- Look, it's a Jedi TK-512- You're coming with us Motti- I knew your outfit would get you In trouble Piett- TK, how's it going. Been a while TK-512- Piett? No way. Good costume Piett- Thanks. I made it myself. Motti- Some days I really hate you DK- 216- That makes seven false Jedi Today. I hope we find a real Jedi soon |
Piett- Wow, look at these swords. Motti- You know there are other things To do at this convention than Hang out in the dealer's area. We Could go to one of the panels. |
Piett- I like this one, I'll take it Here Motti, hold this Motti- I should have known better... Piett- Whoops. Kid- Mr. Garibaldi!!! |
Piett- Damn, now I have to carry all that Junk Kid- Why'd you killed Mr. Garibaldi? Piett- Hey kid, you want to make twenty Bucks. |
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