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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
This one is for you Bryan
Announcer- Welcome to another Durasteel Chef challenge Jabba- After searching the galaxy for New food ideas, I found someone From outside the known galaxy To show us some new treats |
Announcer- Our challenger today was Born in the unknown regions And is now an Imperial Officer Let's welcome Grand Admiral Thrawn and the Imperials. Who do you challenge? |
Thrawn- I challenge Grog'gra
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Jabba- Today I have picked fresh Hineser Swamp Hoppers Caught just before sexual Maturity. Let's begin |
Announcer- Immature Hineser Swamp Hoppers will run the average Person well over three Hundred credits a piece |
Piett- They have the best wine selection I've even seen. This place is great Thrawn- I'll need some Corellian Brandy Once the Hopper is prepared |
Motti- What can I do? Thrawn- Take this Opea Cream Sauce And refrigerate it. It'll need to Be well chilled for best taste. Piett- Look at all the people and the Food. This is some big party. |
Motti- Chill a sauce? I can do more Than that Thrawn- This sauce is a special recipe From my homeworld. Jabba Is sure to like it, so it is very Important that it comes out right |
Motti- Yeah, yeah Grog'gra- Grrrr... Motti- I'm sure I can help you fix that Grog'gra- Grrrr... |
Thrawn- Where's Motti with the sauce? And why is this bottle almost Empty? This is not working out Piett- When do the dancing girls show Up? Announcer- Time is up |
Jabba- Very disappointing. I thought You had promised me a cream Sauce the likes of which I had Never had before. Thrawn- There were some problems Next time I see Motti he's in trouble |
Jabba- Interesting, mammal covered In hopper excretions. Once more Grog'gra, you have outdone Yourself. You win again. Grog'gra- Grrr... Piett- We have to do this more often. |
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