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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Emperor- We have a delegation of our New allies on board Now I will need the two of You to take care of their needs Motti- Yes sir. Piett- Uh...Okay |
Emperor- Here they are. Piett- Damn, I'm seeing little pink men Again. Motti- Our new allies are little pink men Emperor- I leave them in your Reliable hands |
Piett- So...Uh...What do you need? Terri-Bull- To crush Muscle Man Muscle Man- Yeah, right. You couldn't Hurt a fly Terri-Bull- That's it. You're going down Motti- They seem a bit aggressive |
C.C.- What are all thessse ssstrange Creaturesss doing fighting Throughout the ssship? Piett- They're our new allies C.C.- These horrid things allies? |
6-Armed Guy- Horrid? You need a Hurting Mr. big shot. C.C.- No, wait...Ahh... Motti- Maybe the Emperor will have Some idea how to deal with them |
Motti- We're having problems with the New allies Emperor- I am disappointed in you both Piett- They won't stop fighting Motti- We can't reason with them |
Emperor- Look, here's one now. MUSCLE- Look at me, I'm the big Bad Emperor. I'm old and Ugly and dress myself funny |
MUSCLE- Ahhhhh... Emperor- I am starting to think you two Might have a point about them You know what you have to do |
Motti- Uh... Emperor- They must die. All of them Motti- Yes sir Piett- Okay |
Motti (Over the P.A.)- Attention new Allies. We are having a feast in Your honor. Come to Air Lock 1 For the meal of a lifetime. MUSCLES- Yeah, free food. Let's go |
Terri-Bull- This better be a damn good Meal, or I'm going to come back And kick your @$$. Motti- Oh, I am sure you will not have To kick my @$$ |
Terri-Bull- Get over here so I can kick
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