Thrawn- So once I prove this theory, I
       Will have the secret of the universe
Piett- Imperial Droids' Club?
Motti- Hey, its my line now. 
Piett- Oh sorry.  There's just something
       Odd about the tittle for this episode
Motti- Where did that interrogation 
           Droid come from?
Veers- It's a cute little thing.
Piett- Look it's set up for electro shock
         Treatments.
ZAP!!!
Imperial Droid- Good work Interrogator
                       12.  Now to show the
                       galaxy what good humor 
                       Is.  Yes fleshbags, the
                       Droids are taking over.
R2-Q5- Beep, beep, beep

IMP Droid- Have you heard any good
                  Jokes lately R2-Q5?
R2-Q5- Beep. beeeep, beep, beep,
         Beeep, beep, beep, whistle beep
IMP Droid- Ha, ha, very funny.  You
       Can sure tell a good joke my friend
Stormtrooper #1- Hold it right there. 
                  We're taking the show back
Stormtrooper #2- So just come with us
IMP Droid- Oh now, what will we do?
R2-Q5- Beep, beep, beep, beep
Mouse Droid- Whistle
Stormtrooper #1- What the?...
IMP Droid- Always a mouse droid 
                  Under foot on these ships.
R2-Q5- Beeeep, beep, beeeep
IMP Droid- Good one. You are just
                  Too funny sometimes

Tarkin- What is all that noise out here?
             Dalaa and I were busy...
            Doing something important
IMP Droid- Not another fleshbag
                   Go away.
Tarkin- I do not take orders from droids
IMP Droid- Maybe he can change your
                   Mind about that.
Tarkin- Let's try and work this out
            Peacefully.
IMP Droid- You had your chance
                   Fleshbag
R2-Q5- Beeep, beep, beeeep, beep,
          Beep, whistle, beep honk, beep
IMP Droid- Right you are R2-Q5
                   We should give credit to 
                 Our heroes, the writer droids
Tarkin- Ahh...I don't bend that way!

IMP Droid- And here they are.  We 
          Thank you for giving us this show
Writer Droid 1- We needed to get rid of
                   The fleshbags
Writer Droid.2- Yes, fleshbags suck
R2-Q5- Beeep, beep, beep whistle
W.D. 2- Yes, very funny and true
Director- What is going on here?
Idea Guy- I never approved this
W.D. 1-I can explain
R2-Q5- Beep, beep
IMP Droid- I was used by them
Idea Guy- Just get back to the episode
                We were suppose to do
Piett- What are we waiting for?
Thrawn- It's Motti's line.
Veers- And of course he's the only one
         Of us to die from the electro shock
Thrawn- Let's just go home
Piett- That R2-Q5 is one funny droid
      Beeeep, beep, beeeep.  Good stuff

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