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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Motti- I can't believe the Emperor is Serious about this. C.C.- What are you talking about? Piett- Were going on a special mission. Motti- There's nothing special about it The Emperor wants us to go to Tatooine to learn about the Wildlife there for some reason |
D.B. Hunter- Good day friends. Are We ready to find some Critters? C.C.- Who'sss thisss and where'd he Come from? Piett- Its the madman!!! He's back. Motti- He gets to led this mission. I Really don't think I need to go... |
Motti- Not again. D.B. Hunter- Welcome to Tatooine C.C.- How did we get here? Piett- That's just the way this guy gets Around. So where's the local bar? D.B. Hunter- What a perfect place to Find some awesome creatures We'll need some transportation |
D.B. Hunter- Now me and the Commander here are riding the Awesome Dewbacks. You can Tell by the lighter green of mine That I'm riding a 'Vintage Breed' Motti- I would never ride such a Dangerous animal. I saw what a Young one did to you last time |
Piett- Look at this swoop. Reminds of My youth, riding around with the Local swoop gang... Motti- Ahh.... D.B. Hunter- Now those Rontos are Easily spooked. That's why it's Throwing old Motti there, after Hearing the swoop's engine |
Motti- Oww. I think I've broken Something in my back. D.B. Hunter- And the big bugger has Gone and run off. They don't like Load noises at all. Piett- Are you all right Motti? Motti- Yeah, I just like laying here As I bleed internally |
Piett- Oh, okay. Listen how smooth the Engine on this baby runs. Motti- How nice. Can somebody get Me a medic? D.B. Hunter- Wow, the noise his engine Is making sounds an awful lot like The soothing noise of a Bantha in Heat. I wonder if there are any bull Banthas around. |
STOMP!!!STOMP!!!STOMP!!! Magnificent body. Banthas are a Common pack animal for the local. Piett- Get away, you'll scratch the paint. Motti- Aww...Ohhh...Oowww. C.C.- That hasss got to hurt D.B. Hunter- Now that it knows there Are no females here , it'll move on |
D.B. Hunter- Good-bye little fellow. Man, that was just too awesome Motti- I can't feel my legs. C.C.- I don't want to know the pain You're going through. Motti- Why won't they just let me die This episode and get it over with D.B. Hunter- We should land our craft, So we don't attract any more of them |
Piett- Okay. Whoops. Sorry about that Motti- I think I just tasted my liver. C.C.- You think we ssshould get him Sssome kind of medical attention? D.B. Hunter- You bet. While in town We'll pick up a new craft. I Have a great idea of what You all should see next |
D.B. Hunter- What a beautiful day it is Here over the Dune Sea Piett- Wow, look at all the scenery Motti- I can barely move. Besides, it's All just sand D.B. Hunter- Now if my new buddy Here will take the controls, I Have something to show you |
C.C.- I've never driven a craft like thisss Piett- Come on Motti. Here just look Over there. You get a better View standing at the railing. Motti- It hurts to move. D.B. Hunter- Now in just a few seconds We'll be over the pit of Carkoon Now just bring us to a slow stop |
C. C.- Whoopsss... Sssorry D.B. Hunter- A little slower of a stop Next time mate Motti- Help!! Piett- Just give me your other hand. Motti- It's in a cast you idiot. Something just grabbed my leg |
D.B. Hunter- That's just the Sarlacc. Such an amazing creature Just look at those tentacles Motti- Get it off me. Piett- Wow, that is the coolest looking Animal I 've ever seen Motti- Who cares!! It's pulling me down |
Motti- At least I finally get to die. No more pain. D.B. Hunter- Sorry mate but, the Sarlacc slowly digest its food For a thousand years. Motti- No!!!... D.B. Hunter- So that's the wildlife of Tatooine for ya. Isn't it awesome |
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