Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 19:  More Than Meets the Eye

by
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Motti- Have we reached Coruscant yet?
Piett- We're just getting into orbit
Motti- That's not Coruscant
Piett- You Sure of that?
Veers- Come here little guy.  I need to
     Make sure all you attachments work

Motti- Close, but I'm sure that's not
          Coruscant
Piett- Then where are we?
Motti- No life readings on the planet. 
          We'll need to investigate.
Veers- I want go with you

Piett- It sure looks like Coruscant
         You're sure this is not it?
Motti- There are people on Coruscant
Piett- Oh yeah
Veers- This is a strange looking vehicle
Bumblebee- Go away

Piett- It talks
Veers- It' s a droid. 
           And a cute one at that
Bumblebee- What are you humans 
                  Doing here on Cybertron?
Veers- I think I'm in love.

CRASH!!!

Tankor- Tankor Smash little guy.
Veers- NO!!! My love, are you okay?
Piett- They drive like the people on
         Coruscant here.


Tankor- Tankor smash
Veer- Oh, he's a big one.  And a warrior
          As well. I think I'm in love
Tankor- Tankor smash
Motti- Maybe we should leave these 
          Two alone

Piett- Look, it's one of  those Bor'more
         Monks.  We must be on Tatooine
Motti- The B'morr  monks don't
   color themselves in such loud colors
Blackarachnia- What did you call me?

Motti- Not another one.
Piett- Now this droid I could understand
         Veers liking, although she does 
         Have a big butt
Blackarachnia- Okay, you asked for it

B.M. Megatron- All shall fall before the
                         Might of Megatron
Piett- Now this guy looks mean
Motti- Here, why don't you just tell him
           To go away

Original Megatron- There can be only
                             One Megatron
Frenzy- Yeah, you tell him how it is
Piett- This place seems more violent
         Than Coruscant
Motti- Do you hear some kind of vehicle
       Coming at us at a very fast speed?

CRASH!!!

Optimus Prime- You days of fighting 
                         Are over Megatron
Frenzy- I'm out of here.
Piett- Actually I think they drive better
         Here than on Coruscant


Optimus Prime- I have caused the death
                        Of an innocent
Piett- Who? Motti? He hasn't been
          innocent for along time.
Veers- Wow.  Look at the arms on this
            One.  I think I'm in love
Optimus Prime- He's not innocent is he?

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5/26/01