Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 18: Crossovers Happen
(And someone has to clean it up)

by
Ian Brazee-Cannon

Special thanks to
Affejungen's Bantha Fodder
R.T.'s Star Wars Action Figure Humor
And Scott Kardel's  ST-321
 

Idea Guy- Welcome the second Star Wars Action Figure Humor WebRing crossover.  The first had been done by Affejungen over at Bantha Fodder.  We decided we were not above copying someone else's idea, so we are now doing our own crossover.  It took us several minutes to come up with a story we felt was worthy of such a great event.  I hope you enjoy it.

Piett- All I'm saying is, if you're going
         to led an army to take over the
         world, come up with a better rank
         for yourself than commander.
C. C.- It goesss well with cobra though
           What would you sssuggessst?
Piett- General, Emperor, Lord...
         Something with a little more rank
         behind it would do wonders for
         your image
Motti- There you two are.  I've been
           looking everywhere for you. We
           are suppose to be doing a
           crossover today
Piett- Oh god no.
Motti- We are just showing our support
            for that Action Figure Humor
            webring thing
Piett- Bounty Hunters, we don't need
         their scum here.
Bossk-What's your deal with Bounty
          hunters?  You don' t think it's a
          noble profession?  You think all
         we do is fly around the galaxy and
         hunt down people for fun and
         profit... Okay that is what we do,
         but still  it's not easy.  From 
          time to time we're suppose to
          bring them back alive.  And that
          takes most of the fun out of it all

 

Piett- Wow, what an inspiring speech
          I'll never forget it. It has changed
         My life. Here have a drink on me
C.C.- Hey, that'sss mine
Bossk- Uh..Okay
Piett- I now realize my true calling is...
         What were we talking about now? 
Piett- Who are all these guys anyway?
Motti- Bossk and Denger are from
       Bantha Fodder. Greedo here hosts
       Bounty Hunter Bonanza with his
      Co-host 4-LOM 
Piett- Who cares?
Motti- There is talk of you being on 
           Their show
Piett- Here let me buy you a drink
Piett- So Greedy, what's this show of
         Yours about?
Greedo-  Could we go some place else
               To talk about this. This place
               Makes me nervous.
Piett- You just need a few drinks
Motti- I wonder where our guest from
          ST-321 is.  He's running late.
Piett- What another bounty hunter?

Han- Okay, I'm here. Scott says we're
        Doing some crossover thing...
       Why does this seem familiar to me?
Motti- Oh good.  Now we can get on
          With the episode
Han- I've got to try something first.

ZAP!!!

Han- All right, this is not the Special
       Edition.  Between George and Liea
       I've had to keep my blood lust so
       Bottled up lately.  Now I get the
       Chance to let it all out
Motti- What are you doing? Stop this
           Madness...
ZAP!!!
Han- And here I thought it was going to
         Be just some boring old crossover.
         I think I like it here.

Denger- Uh... Maybe I should go now.

ZAP!!!
Han- Yeah, they never let me do this at
         Home.  Who's next?
Piett- Now where is that 4-SOME guy.
         We really need to talk about me
         Getting on his show.

4-LOM- Get away from me. I am not
              programed for such functions.
Veers- I'm real good at reprograming
           Droids.  Just give me a few
           Minutes to tinker around with 
           You in all the right places
Piett- Oh, he's playing with Veers
Bossk- Is this normal for this series?
Piett- What are you talking about?
C.C.- I am ssstarting to wonder about
          Sssigning on with you guysss.
Piett- Just push a body out of your way
         Then sit down and have a drink.
Bossk- I'm just going to go home now.
C.C.- Take me with you, pleassse

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