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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Officer Black- Sirs, there is a hostile at The entrance demanding we surrender. Piett- A hostile what? Motti- One of us should check this out |
Piett- Check what out? Motti- Just go outside and see who is There and find out what they want Piett- That doesn't sound too hard |
Piett- Uhh...Who are you and what do you want? Cobra Commander- I am Cobra Commander, leader of the elite Forcesss of Cobra. You will Sssurrender to usss now |
Piett- Why would we surrender to you? C.C.- Becaussse we have sssuperior Weaponsss. We will take thisss Place by force if need be. Piett- Now you've lost me. |
Piett- You were saying something about
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Piett- Maybe you should come inside And talk to the Emperor C.C.- Okay. I'll jusst come inssside With you. Where it isss nice and Sssafe from giant robotsss |
Motti- Who is this weirdo? C.C.-You ssshould ssshow sssome Ressspect . I am the leader of an Organization that will take over The world Motti- Did he just say 'Take over the world'? Ha, ha ha... |
C.C. -What'sss ssso funny? Motti- We are part of the Galactic Empire. We run the galaxy. But you can have your little world C.C. At leassst I have more pointsss of Articulation. Motti- You should see the Emperor I am sure he needs a good laugh |
Motti- Emperor, this man has the high Ambition of taking over the world Emperor-The whole world. Ha, ha, ha.. C.C.-Well, that wasss jussst the Beginning. I had planned greater Conquessst after that Motti- Sure you did Emperor-A man of great ambition I see Motti- What? You like him. |
Bang!!Bang!!Bang!!Bang!!Bang!!Bang!! Motti-Aghh...
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C.C.- Ssstop thisss attack now. I do not Need to be ressscued. Destro- Okay. Yeah, we came here to Rescue you. That works Baroness- I told you we should have Just gone home C.C.- I apologize for thisss Emperor- No harm done |
Emperor-Besides, I seem to have found A kindred soul. Someone who Understands the need of a Conqueror. C.C.-Of courssse I underssstand Emperor- Although if you try to take my Place I will kill you C.C.-Umm.. That ssseemsss fair. |
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