Imperial Officers' Club
Episode 16: Behind the Scenes

by
Ian Brazee-Cannon


Piett- Motti, good.  I need someone
       To help me practice my gamorrean
       Ax Juggling trick.
Motti- What?  Wait a  moment.  Cut.
          Director!!!   Director!!!
          Isn't this a little too obvious?
Director- What is it now?
Motti- I'm going to die right away
           this time?
Director- We wanted to get your death
           Over in this episode so we could
           Get to the real story.
Piett- I'm going to my trailer

Motti- Now I understood why I died in
           The first episode, it was the joke.
           But then you kept the joke going.
           Don't you think the joke is old
Director- That's not really for me to say
     Besides, people seem enjoy the joke

Motti-  I was under the impression that
           We would develop my character
          After a little while
Director-  They were thinking about that
        But decided that it just didn't work
        People seem to go for the pointless
        Death and destruction aspect
Vader 1- I find your lack of faith...
Vader 2- No, you need to do it with
              More feeling
Vader 3- Like this, I find your lack of
               faith Disturbing
Vader 2- Yes, just like that
Motti- Can we walk a  little faster
           These guys always creep me out
Director- Here talk to the writing team.
Writer Droid 1- Then Piett accidentally
           Pushes Motti in front of the
           Approaching train
Writer Droid 2- Yes, yes very funny.
Motti- Um, guys.  I was just wondering
           Do you really need to kill me off
           In every episode?

 

WD1- What a stupid Question
WD2- Of course we do.  Your death in
         Every episode is...Well, if we had
         It our way all of you fleshbags
         Would be dead. Anyway it is the
         Idea Guy who says you die.
Motti- Then I'll talk to him.
Motti- I am sure this Idea Guy will listen
           to reason.
Director- You've never met him then.
Motti- He must understand that there
          Are many others who we could
         Kill. Maybe Piett.
Director- No, we like Piett.
Tarkin- Now, now ladies. There is more
            than enough of me to go around

Director- Here is the idea room.
Motti- Is that him?
Director- No, that's just an idea for the 
               Next episode.
Motti- So this Idea Guy is in there
Director- Yep

 

Idea Guy- Motti, what can I do for you?
Motti- I think it is time to take the
         Imperial Officers' Club to a new 
         Level of humor by ending the joke
         Of me dying every episode.
Idea Guy- No, I don't think so.

CRASH!!!!!!
Director- Wait a  moment.  From where
     we were standing and where he was 
     standing, shouldn't we be the ones
     who died.
Idea Guy- No, this is right.
Director- He did have a good point
               though.  The joke might be
               getting old.
Idea Guy- True.  We'll let the fans vote
                and see if they want a change
                I really don't care either way

The Poll is Now closed

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