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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Motti- Thrawn, heard about your pet Do you know what killed it? Thrawn- He tried to swallow a Hutt Piett- That would do it. Thrawn- I have already made plans to Acquire a new rancor |
Dewback Hunter- Howdy folks. Today We are going to Dathomir in search Of one the great beasts, A Rancor. Piett- Where did he come from? Thrawn- I hired him. Want to join us? Motti- I think we'll stay behind this time |
D.B. Hunter- Now Dathomir is a great Planet with lots of beautiful animals Piett- What just happened? D.B. Hunter- I'll reckon it won't take long for us to find our critter. Motti- I did say we were staying behind |
D.B.Hunter- Let's go check out the area And see if there are any signs of A Rancor being about. Piett- I don't remember leaving the ship. How did we get here? D.B.Hunter- If we're lucky we'll find a Great big pile of fresh Rancor Dung Thrawn- If we're lucky? |
Motti- I figure if we stay in this spot Nothing bad can happen to us Piett- We're on a planet now, right? Motti- Yes, and there are man eating Creatures down here. Piett- When did we leave the ship? D.B.Hunter- Now this is some find. Motti- What's he screaming about? |
D.B.Hunter- Now look at this beautiful Little guy. He's a baby Opee Sea Killer, native to the Planet Naboo Motti- Where'd that come from? Thrawn- He stuck his head in a lake And was happy to find that Thing attached to him. D.B. Hunter- He's got a good grip on me neck. Very painful |
Motti- The man's insane Thrawn- He is just eccentric D.B.Hunter- The little guy will try to Suck me in until he dies, poor fellow Now look here, a Dewback, native of Tatooine. Look at how awesome This critter is. Come here little fellow |
Piett- Did the lizard just take a bite out of the mad man's leg Motti- Yeah. D.B.Hunter- That hurt. This little guy Has some powerful jaws there. If he were full grown he might'a Been able to bite me in half. |
Motti- He's beyond insane Piett- He scares me. D.B.Hunter- Go on home now mate. What a great find. Now I think I Hear the stomping of a Rancor Near by. Motti- If I don't move, I will be safe |
D.B.Hunter- Oh my, just look at that powerful leg. Wow, this is just Awesome. Piett- Uhh...Help Thrawn- It looks healthy |
D.B.Hunter- Come're big fella. Just Look at those teeth. They can Rip a man to pieces Thrawn- It will make a good pet Piett- Someone, help me. Please. |
D.B.Hunter- Me wife's going to be upset Over me losing an arm again. But what an adventure it has been Piett- I want to go home now. D.B.Hunter- What a Rush |
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