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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Tarkin- This had better be good. Thrawn- I am sure Piett has a good Reason to call this meeting Motti- More likely he was drunk and Wants to have a party |
Piett- Good, you are all here. Motti- Something's different about you Piett- I'm sober. Now that my mind is Clear, I have made a list of all the Mistakes the Empire is making |
Motti- Are you mad? Piett- I think the Emperor should know What I have found. Motti- You are mad Piett- So who's with me? |
Emperor- There is a great disturbance In the Force Vader- I feel it too, my master. Emperor- Piett has stopped drinking Vader- I'll be right there |
Piett- So you see this diagram of the Death Star shows that the ray shielded Exhaust port that leads To the main reactor may be a danger Emperor- Ohh, I am getting a headache |
Piett- Lord Vader, how nice to see you Emperor- Vader here will take you To the complaint department Vader- As you wish my master Piett- Oh good, that should work nicely |
Piett- Actually there are a few things I Feel you need to work on Vader Vader- No need for talking Piett- This unfriendly attitude towards the officers is one of them |
Goku- I have come to stop your evil Vader. Piett- Who is that? Vader- Not another one Goku- I must destroy you |
Vader- Whatever. Goku- I will not let you win... Vader- I hate distractions. Piett- And your pointless violence. You just go around and kill whoever |
Piett- This kind of thing happens too often around here Vader- Stop talking and follow me Piett- Our ships are littered with dead Bodies most of the time Who cleans all this up? Vader- Don't worry about it |
Vader- We're here. Talk to him Piett- I'll just let you look at the list and Then I can answer any questions Wuher- Whatever, here have a drink Vader- What's this? Piett- Now the first page covers... Wuher- Drink up. |
Piett- That was good. Now what am I doing here? Wuher- Drinking Piett- Sounds good to me. Vader- It seems you have been dragging Admiral Motti around the whole time Piett- Been doing what to who? |
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