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Imperial Officers' Club
by
Ian Brazee-Cannon
Motti- So you agreed to let our men fight to the death so you could win a drink. Piett- Yeah Motti- And what happens if we lose? Piett- Don't know. Motti- This can't be good. |
Piett- Here, ask them. Motti- What do you get if we lose? Nute Gunray- You become our slaves Piett- You see, nothing to worry about Nute Gunray- There's a problem One of your men will not leave our Droids alone. |
Veers- You're just so well built. Firm and strong. OOM-9- Roger. Uhh... can I go now? Veers- You construction is just perfect. Motti- Veers! Veers- Uhh... Motti- Let the droid go. |
Veers- I was just um...Checking out The opposition. Motti- I don't want to know Nute Gunray- Good, now we can begin Motti- Hopefully this won't take long |
Motti- It's been two hours now and no one's been shot. Piett- I think they're just warming up Jar-jar- There you'sa is, me'ssa friend Piett- Go away |
Jar-jar- Whoo... Motti- Maybe this will be entertaining. Jar-jar- This'sa not good Piett- At least they've started to hit something. |
Motti- That was pointless Sidious- What is going on here Piett- This guy looks familiar Do we know him? Motti- I don't think so |
Nute Gunray- This is Darth Sidious We work for him Sidious- Why are you using our droids For these pointless games Instead of taking over the planet? |
Nute Gunray- I can explain it all Piett- Cool, a double-bladed lightsaber Can I see that? Maul- Wait, let go. That's not a toy Motti- Piett, let's not start anything here |
Piett- Whoops. Sorry about that Sidious- You idiot, look what you've done Motti- I think we should give him the Lightsaber |
Piett- Okay. Whoops. Motti- Why didn't I see that coming? Piett- Sorry. Motti- Uhh... Sidious- You're insane |
Sidious- He's dangerous. I'm getting out of here Veers- Piett, our men have started to lose the battle Piett- That's not good. I really need a drink now |
To be Continued...
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