Death Star 2
War Without Logic Part 1

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



C-3PO- Sir, there is a message for.
              It is rather odd...

C-3PO- What is it sir?
Tarkin- I must leave immediately for DS2

DeSabe- We must talk to the captain.
Tarpals- Do I get any lines this episode?

Daala- Some kind of energy is being 
           Projected from Endor to sector
          14.  It's opening a temporal rift
Piett- I think I go to a bar in that area. 
Daala- No, that's where DS1 was

Motti- We're getting a signal from DS1?
           How's that possible?
Daala- We're sci-fi, it happens
Marcus- I'm getting a signal from you
Daala- Yeah, it says get lost dork.

Tarkin- I can answer your questions.
Motti- Tarkin?  The original commander
           Of  DS2.  Why are you here?
Tarkin- All will be explained on the way
Motti- But this was my day off

Motti- Now will you tell me what's 
          Going on?
Tarkin- To start with, I got a letter that
            Was written during the 80s
Desabe- I got a similar letter
Motti- I didn't think the post office had
          Gotten that bad.
Marcus- There's a ship launched from 
             Endor, following us
Tarkin-  Reduce speed and 
             Let it dock with us


Motti- Oh no, not one of those.
Wicket- Ubb, yubb, yubb
Desabe- He says he was sent by Artoo
Motti- You can understand that thing?
Desabe- He speaks perfectly clear.
Tarkin- Wicket, when you meet me
            Again, it is not going to be me.
           Watch what you say to me then.
Wicket- Yubb, yubbb?
Desabe- He's confused by this
Motti- Really? He found that confusing?
           What is not confusing here?

Desabe- These images were recorded
              By the great doohickey a few
              Years ago
Motti- That's this ship, going after a
          Villain's craft in front of DS1.
Tarkin- We are going to steal DS1 and
             Take it back to the 80's
Motti- But DS1 was destroyed.
Tarkin- No, we're going to fake its
            Destruction
Motti- Yeah, this is all making so 
           Much sense now

Wicket- Yubb, yubbb, yuuubb
Desabe- He says we will need to wear
             These bracelets in order to be
             Stabilized in the time stream
Motti- You got all that from 3 words?
Desabe- You didn't?

Tarpals- We're approaching DS1 now
Tarkin- The villains realize what DS1 is
         And are going to try and destroy it
Motti- There's their ship now.
Desabe- Blast those bastards from
              The sky

Marcus- Yeah, take that you remolded
              Piece of crap
KABOOM!!!
Motti- That was easy enough
Tarkin- Watch out for the backblast.
Motti- Ouch!!!

Desabe- Are you okay?
Motti- Yeah, I just broke my bracelet
           Wait a moment. I'm fading!!!
Tarkin- We really should have put more
            Seats in a war craft. Having the
            Commanding officers standing
            During battle just doesn't work
Wicket- Yub

Desabe- What happened to him?
Wicket- Yubbb, yuuubb, yub
Desabe- He is unstuck in time? 
             What does that means?
Tarkin- We can't worry about him now
             We need to steal DS1 first
Desabe- I wonder where he is
Tarkin- I think you mean when

Motti- What the hell is happening?
           Bossk?  You look terrible
           It's as though you've aged nearly
           Twenty years since I last saw you
           Where are we?
Bossk- I am not playing your game.
           You've ruined my web site and
           Now you are going to pay

To Be Continued...

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3/06/02