Death Star 2
The Long, Lack of Light Struggle

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



 Denger- It really bites sometimes, being
              The sidekick
Tarpals- Uh-hu
Denger-  Everything is kept secret 
               From you. No one pays
               Attention to you.  Ya know?
Tarpals- What was that?  I'm sorry.
           I was watching a bug on the wall

Daala- This is odd
Motti- What?
Daala- Ambassador Obi-Wan's ship is
           Requesting clearance to land.
Motti- Why's that odd?
Daala- He hasn't left the station
Motti- Have Piett meet me in at
           Obi-Wan's landing bay

G'do- There you are captain. 
          We need to talk.
Motti- I don't have time for that now
G'do- My ship has been sabotaged, and
          I have no way to make it back to
          My site for the next installment of
          Bounty Hunter Bonanza
Motti- Oh, boohoo

G'do- I am positive Bossk had
         Something to do with this
Motti- Can you prove it?
G'do- No, but you must...
Motti- I have real problems to deal
           with today
G'do- Remember captain, No one here
          Is exactly what he appears
Motti- Right, that should be obvious

Motti- Is that Obi-Wan's ship?
Piett- Well not really, we just had a low
         FX budget, so it's a printout of an
         Actual B5 ship taped to the
          Background
Motti- Do we even have an FX budget?
Piett- Look someone's coming.
Motti- But it's not Obi-Wan.   Who 
          Else would travel on his ship?

Mara- Hello captain, I'm back.
Motti- Look Piett, it's Mara Alexander
           The station's original Sith.  After
           Using her abilities on Obi-Wan
          She was reassigned.  Then just
          After I took charge she returned 
          To help us find a spy in our midst
Piett- Good summary.  She 's hot
Motti- I've done my part, gotta go.

Desabe- Captain, we really need to talk
              The villains have been reborn
             And are preparing to wage war
            With all civilizations in the galaxy
Motti- How nice.  You just tell them to
        Do it quietly so I can get some rest


Mr.  Shadow- Ambassador, we need
                         To talk
Bossk- Oh, Mr. Shadow, great job with
         G'do's ship. It'll drive him crazy to
          Not be able to get to his show
Mr. Shadow- He's doing the show 
                     From here

Bossk- Damn.  We'll have to figure out a
            Way to teach him a lesson. Why
          Don't you take out the whole site?
Mr. Shadow- One thing at a time
Bossk- You guys work to slow
Mr. Shadow- We will make G'do's next
                    Show one to remember

Obi-Wan- Come with me
Motti- Listen Ambassador, if this has
          Anything to do with that whole
          'Villains are Coming' thing, 
           I'm not interested

Obi-Wan- You have much to learn.
Motti- It's been a long day and I am
          Going to get some sleep.  If these
          Villains come during the night, tell
          Them I'm busy

Desabe- Are you sure he's the one we
              Need to help us win this war?
Obi-Wan- Yes
Desabe- But he's such a jackass
Obi-Wan- Yes

 

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1/20/02