Death Star 2
Whatever Happened to Mr. Piett

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Daala- It makes no sense.  The villains
          Just up and left. I wonder if it has
         Anything to do with Captain Motti
         And Mr. Piett having vanished.
Veers- What are the odds of that?

Desabe- We need to go to Cybertron
              And see if the reports about its
              Destruction are true.
Daala- A whole planet gets destroyed?
         Yeah, Motti and Piett where there

Tarpals- We've arrived at Cybertron
Desabe- It's been blown in half.  Mara,
              See if you can sense if Motti is
              Down there
Mara- Do we want him back?

Desabe- Just try
Mara- Okay, here it goes...Nope, 
           Nothing.  I can't feel any life
           Down there
Desabe- We tried our best.
              Now let's go home


Motti- What happened?  Last thing I
           Remember is hearing a voice tell
           Me to jump and the Silver Star
           About to crash, so I jumped
Mego- We got a real winner here. Do
           You always listen to the voices in
           Your head?

Motti- Who are you?
Mego- That should be my line. Now to
           Sum up the whole thing.  You're
          Dead, but you're not dead.You're
           Between tic and toc.  You need
           To give in to death to live. Got it?
           Good, I'm not repeating it

Veers- G'do?  Why are you leaving
            DS2?  We can't keep you safe 
            If you leave the station.
G'do- I need to find Piett.  He owes me
         Money.  He can hide all he wants,
         But I am going to find him.
Veers- That's a idiotic reason
G'do- We need to move the story along

Bossk- It's good to be home.  Now to
           Talk with Dave and get rid of this
           Stupid hair
Denger- I never got a yo-yo
Guard- The Emperor will see you now
Bossk- Emperor?  $#!* We're still in
            That dumb@$$ crossover
Denger- The is still time to get the yo-yo

Lobot- Welcome home Ambassador
Bossk- How the hell did Lobot get to be
           Emperor?  And what is
           Mr. Shadow doing here?
Mr. Shadow- My associates are without
        A home.  Lobot has agreed to give
        Us a place to stay here for now
Bossk- Now I'm getting bad feeling

G'do- You are the owner of the docking
          Bay where a large silver ship is
         Parked.  I need to find the pilot of
         That ship
Vince- I don't nothing.
G'do- Don't make me get physical with
         You, you dummy

Guard- G'do, for crimes against the
            Bantha Fodder empire, you are
            Under arrest.
G'do- Oh $#!*..  This is not good
Vince- Who's the dummy now?
G'do- You still are.  I just wish I knew
          What happened to Piett

Bartman- Wow, I've never seen anyone
               Get such a high score by using
               Only one hand
Piett- This soda machine isn't giving me
         My drink.  It's getting late.  I better
         Get back with the ship before they
         Start to worry about me

 

Back to:


3/20/02