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Ian Brazee-Cannon
Bossk-...so now that we control the Farce, G'do is no longer to be Part of this counsel. And as the Last member of the Bounty Hunter Bonanza, he is to be turned Over to us for immediate trial. G'do- Captain? Motti- What? Oh yeah, that's right. G'do has asked for sanctuary here On DS2 and I have granted it |
Bossk- He still can't be at this meeting G'do- I'll go, it's all right Bossk- Ha, call me a mammal will he. DeSabe- Captain, this is a very brave Thing you are doing Motti- What? You mean giving G'do Sanctuary. He was getting Annoying and the only way to Shut him up was to agree DeSabe- Still, it show your inner self |
Evazan- Anyone know why the captain Has called this meeting? Daala- He didn't say. Piett- Maybe it's a surprise birthday Party for me. Daala- You're birthday is not for Several months Piett- That is why it would be a surprise Evazan- I don't like you. Piett- You are not a very nice person |
Motti- Good, you're all here. As the
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Daala- What do you want us to do? Motti- Those who are members of The Watch are just looking for a reason To get me kicked out of command. We would only help them by doing something foolish, like declare ourselves independent from the Imperials Piett- Declare our independence, got it Motti- What? No wait... |
Piett- Attention everyone, Captain Motti Has just made the decision that DS2 is to be declared an Indpendant colony. He can no Longer sit by and watch as Palpatine goes forth with his Madness. Crowd- Independence!!! Piett- This is cool. I can see down the Chicks' dresses from here |
Motti- What in the name of the sith did You just do? Piett- Just following orders sir Crowd- MOTTI!!! MOTTI!!! Motti- They're cheering my name. I like this. Damn, now what am I Going to do? |
Bossk- Mr. Shadow, good we need to Talk. Mr. Shadow- What is it ambassador? Bossk- Now that my site has taken Control of The Farce, we no Longer have a need to do Business with your associates |
Mr. Shadow- I will need to talk with Them about this. Then I Will need to meet with you One last time Bossk- Fine, fine. Set it up with Denger The glory of Bantha Fodder is Restored, That's all I care about |
Mr. Shadow- What do you want? Denger- I want a yo-yo. I would also Like to live long enough to see Your head placed on a steak Outside the Bantha Fodder palace, As a sign to all future generations That some deals have too high a Price attached to them. I would Then wave at you just like this Mr. Shadow- That was just heartless |
Motti- What is it? The station is in chaos Now. The Watch is trying to Take control of things. I have no Time for your villains nonsense DeSabe- After all that has happened, I Have something to help you out Motti- Wait a minute. You want me to Go into this room where you will Provide something to 'help me' DeSabe- Not in that way you pervert |
Motti- Little people? Obi-Wan and Piett? This is too kinky for me. DeSabe- You have a sick mind. These are the Playmobiles Elite warriors that have been Trained in secret to help fight The Villains. I am now giving Partial command of them to you Motti- I feel so much safer now Piett- This party is getting boring |
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