Death Star 2
The Way Too Long Night

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Desabe- The other toylines are gathering
              Together in the public area to
              Talk of how to deal will the
              Villains.  We need you to talk
              To them
Daala- I am so going to kill Motti, if he's
           Not already dead.  I hate being 
           In charge around here

Daala- Uh... Okay now.  We need to
           Come together with a plan and
            An understanding...
Desabe- Where did you learn to make
              Speeches?  That was horrid
Daala- Oh, and you can do better?
Desabe- I would hope so
Crowd- Ohhh...Ahhh...

Crowd- CLAP!!!CLAP!!!CLAP!!!
Desabe- Something has made the 
              Crowd happy
Daala- The dork has returned.  These
           Figures still think he's going to 
           Stop the villains
Mego- Get out there you weenie
Motti- Okay, okay

Desabe- Where have you been?
Motti- I was dead, but I wasn't dead. 
           Don't ask me to explain it all.
Daala- So, do I get to kill him or not?
Motti- Listen up all you figures, since I
         Don't really seem to have a choice
         In the matter, I am going to lead
        Our combined forces and stop the
         Villains once and for all
Crowd- CLAP!!!CLAP!!!CLAP!!!

Motti- Now how are we going to fight
           The villains?  As far as I can
           Figure we're doomed
Desabe- Great, he's out last best hope
Mego- I didn't bring him back to life to
           Be a  loser, so he is going to lead
          You guys to victory, or I'm going
           To kick his @$$
Daala- I like your attitude
Desabe- So what's our plan then?

Tarpals- We just got news that the
              Vintage figures have started to
             Attack any sites or toy lines that
             Have worked with the villains
             But they are avoiding attacking
             The villains straight out
Motti- Then why don't we get them to
           Attack each other by luring them
           Into a battle with us?
Desabe- You really have a  good plan

Evazan- He checks out fine
Motti- I told you I was fine
Desabe- Sorry, we couldn't take the
             Chance. You actually had a
             Good plan.  We thought you
             Might be sick
Mego- Being an eight inch figure, in a 
           3 3/4 inch world, you get stuck
           In a lot of doorways

Veers- Chief?  Your back. 
            Where have you been?
Piett- Where am I now?
Veers- Death Star 2
Piett- Hey, I've been here before
         Now which way to the bar?
Veers- Just let your feet do the walking
           Chief.  I'm sure they know the
           Way

Motti- Piett, good.  I can't believe I'm
          Saying this, but you're in charge 
          Of things until we return.
Piett- Hey, I know you.
Motti- Right?  We have to go and stop
           The villains to save the toy lines
Piett- Pick up milk while you're out
Motti- I better go before I change my
           Mind.

Daala- Okay captain, the fleet is ready
Marcus- You and me together, in
              Command.  Isn't in romantic?
Daala- Yeah, make me hope for a quick
           Death
Insane Knight- And now the frogs will
               Fall before out mighty kazoos
Daala- Not him again. 

Motti- Okay everyone, this is it
           We either defeat the villains once
           And for all, or die trying
Mego- Yeah, that has to motivate
             Everyone.
Motti- That's the best you're getting out 
          Of me.  If I had a choice I
          Wouldn't be here

Playmobiles- Here we go, into the wild
                  Black yonder...
Motti- We don't need you guys signing
Desabe- Let them sign, it calms them
Motti- Fine then
Playmobiles-  Nine hundred and
     ninety-nine bottles of beer on the ...
Motti- NOOO!!!

 

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3/28/02