Death Star 2
The Great Doohickey

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon

Special thanks to
Revenge of Sabe
Daala: Captain, there has been a lot
Of seismic activity on moon bellow

Motti: And this matters because?

Daala: If the moon breaks apart, we're
Going to go with it

Motti: Have Piett go down to the surface.
If he comes back alive, we'll know it's safe
Desabe: Why, it's my old friend Artoo

Artoo: Beep, whirl, beep, beeep, beep

Desabe: It's nice to see you again as well.

Tarpals: You understand what he's saying?

Desabe: Of course. 
He speaks as clear as you
 Tombstone: Help...

Desabe: Ahhh!!! It's hideous!!! *ZAP*
What's going on here?
My blast went right through it?

Tarpals: Have you gone mad?
You're shooting at thin air now.

Artoo: Whistle, beeeeeep, beep, rrrrrrr

Desabe: How do you know that only 
the two of us can see him?
Tarpals: I'm leaving before you start
Seeing things again

Tombstone: Help me...

Artoo: Whirl, beep, whistle, beep, whirl

Desabe: Why would we want to go
Down to Endor?

Artoo: Beep, Whirl, beep, whistle, beep

Desabe: You want to find this thing?
How do you know it's down there?
Artoo: BEEP, BEEEEP, BEEP, BEEEP

Desabe: I don't care how cramped
The cargo compartment is, you're the one
Who wants to go down to the surface.
Desabe: So now what?

Artoo: Beep, whirl, beep, beep

Desabe: You want me to blindly follow
You into this underground bunker?
I guess I have nothing better to do today
Desabe: Wow, look at all the machinery.
This contraption must go all the 
Way to the planet's core
Someone must have had a lot
Of time on their hands to build this
Tombstone: Good, you're here. I need
Your help to save the moon
And all those in your station

Desabe: Ahhh. It's that thing again *ZAP*
 Desabe: That takes care of  that.
I'm ready to go home now

Artoo: BEEEP, WHISTLE, BEEP

Desabe: What?  I didn't do anything wrong.
Artoo: Beep, whirl, beep, beeeep, 
whistle whirl, beeep

Desabe: I don't understand why you have to 
Stay here and run this Great Doohickey
I'll miss you my old friend.
Ohh, this thing is starting to smell already
 Desabe: Piett? What are you doing here?

Piett: The captain sent me down to check this place out. 
Things seem fine now. 
Although I forgot where I landed.
Could you give me a ride back to the station?

Desabe: Sure, but there is only one seat in the craft
 Desabe: How much longer?

Piett: Who said that?  Oh yeah,
There's a chick in the cargo compartment

Desabe: I'm tasting my spleen right now

Piett: Don't complain, I won the coin toss 
fair and square

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1/18/02