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Ian Brazee-Cannon and Petra
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| Mack: Members of the Watch, this meeting has been called...
Flak: Men, you need to tell the others to be ready when we give the signal. We will take back Death Star 2 in the name of the Imperials Death Star Trooper: Mack, sir, what happens if... |
Flak: MACK!? MACK!? You called me Mack,
you wookiee-choker! DST: sorr- *gurgle* Flak: I'm FLAK, you idiot! FLAK!!! Mack: Flak, Flak, calm down, man, we've got to get this done! C'mon, Flak, God! We can't waste any more time! |
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| Flak: Huh? Oh- yes, anyhow...
Mack: So I guess that's it, men. The time to strike is near. Flak: Alright, get out of here. And don't forget to inform the others! |
Mack: Veers, you didn't seem to be as alert as usual at
today's meeting. Anything wrong? Any questions? Veers: Nothing. Flak: Veers, I'm concerned about your loyalty. You seem to find this droid more intriguing than your duties. Mack: Don't forget your Imperial responsibilities are more vital to this mission than are your personal ambitions. Flak: Don't forget your loyalties are with the Empire. Veers: Huh? Oh- yes sir. |
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| Piett: What a beautiful day it and such a nice blue sky.
Veers: Chief, you can't see the sky. We're inside a space station. Piett: Oh, right. What a nice gray pipe covered ceiling. Veers: Yeah. It has the mechanical appeal to it. Piett: There's something I am supposed to talk to you about. Veers: What is it, Chief? Piett: I don't remember. It must not have been important. |
Piett: Something bothering you Veers?
Veers: Things are getting crazy around here. Piett: They are? Well you're a smart guy with a good sense of right and wrong and all that. I'm sure you'll do what needs to be done. Veers: Chief, that was really uncharacteristically inspiring. Piett: Oh, sorry, I'll try not to do it again. |
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| Motti: Piett, did you talk to Veers about working with us?
Piett: Huh? Oh, that...No, I was... Motti: Great, you slosh. I'll go talk to him then. I should have known it was too important to Let you handle it. |
Mack: Good work, Veers.
Flak: Yes. No one questions your loyalty now. Mack: You've saved us a lot of work. Knowing of this meeting and its location, we'll be able to take out the entire command staff all at once Flak: Good thing that airbag Motti tried to recruit you |
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Flak: C'mon! Let's MOVE! Mack: You've done the right thing, Veers. This'll turn out well for all of us and your loyalty will not go unrewarded. Flak: Yesss... |
Veers: Uh, I just remembered something back in my quarters...
Uh, I left oven on, yeah, that's it, the oven. Mack: You're coming back? Flak: Yeah, we don't want you to miss any of the fun! Mack: We're almost ready- return quickly! |
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| Flak: OK everybody! Find a hiding place. .
Mack: When they enter the cargo bay we Will take them into custody Death Star Gunner: It sounded like the power latch locking. Flak: Hot damn. Mack: That nasty little droid-lover BS'ed us! |
What are you doing!? Oh, you're going to sing too... Motti: It's not a karaoke machine, Piett... Piett: It's not? Motti: Members of the Watch, you no longer hold any power here. You are to be shipped out immediately! Piett: You're not singing! Give it back! Motti: I already told you, it's not a karaoke machine! Piett: Oh yeah. Do we have a karaoke machine? AT-ST Driver: OK, Commander Mack, what do we do now? |
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| Flak: I'm going to tear out your innards out through your
nostril! I'm Flak! I'll tear you apart! DST: Commander Mack, why aren't you Doing anything about this? Mack: Frankly, I'm a little too pissed off to care right now. Flak: FLAK!!! DST: Oh. |
Piett: Beautiful gray pipey ceiling...graaay...
Motti: What's all that screaming in there? Flak (through the door): FLAAAK!!! Motti: No turning back now. We've had our revolution Daala: You did the right thing, Veers. Veers: Would people stop telling me that. Piett: Can we do some karaoke now? |
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