Death Star 2
The Coming of Villains

By
Ian Brazee-Cannon



Daala- There you are.  You have a
          Meeting with the WebRing
          Council in less than ten minutes
Motti- I was just watching the crowds.
        I can't help but wonder why a
      Military base has such a large
     Number of civilians passing through

Daala- We're able to justify the building
            Of this station by telling the tax
            Payers the place is an open port
Motti- It's called the Death Star
          You'd think that would keep
          People from vacationing here.


Motti- So why did they call this meeting?
Daala- They're upset over Palpatine
           Disbanding the senate
Motti- What a bunch of cry babies
           Can I have them shot?
Daala- No, you can't
Motti- I'll make it look like an accident

Evazan- Captain, I need to talk to you
Motti- What now?
Evazan- It's these stupid droids.
             I don't like them.
2-1B- Sir patient 5629 is saying he has
           Lost feeling in all four of his legs
Evazan- See, they want me give special
            Attention to the patients.

Piett- There you are Motti. We need to
          Warn the senate that there is a
         Conspiracy to remove Chancellor
         Valorium and put Palpatine in
         Power. He's a mad man
Motti -That happened years ago. 
           He's the one we serve.
Piett- Oh, then I'm going back to bed

Bossk- Will you stop picking at it!
G'do- I can't help it. It's just so funny
          Looking.  You're a mammal now
Bossk- Take that back.
G'do- No.  Make me
Desabe- Why did we let those two sit
              Together? Where's Motti? We 
              Need to get this meeting going

Bossk- That's it, your dead. Someday
            I'll bring back the glory of the
            Bantha Fodder Empire, and 
           You'll be at my feet, begging
           For forgiveness.
Motti- Well it looks like the debates
           Started without me

Desabe- We are all concerned with this
              Latest news from the Imperials
Motti- Tough.  There's nothing you can
           Do about, so live with it.
           I'm going to dinner.
Bossk- Why you...
G'do- You mammals anger easy

Desabe- Wait Motti.  We have other
             Matters that must be discussed
Obi-Wan- Yes.  The Villains are coming
Motti- Right, villains.  Sure
Desabe- The galaxy needs you
Motti- The whole great evil threatening
    The galaxy thing again.  It's been done

Bossk- That worthless green b@$!@&
            One day we'll take his precious
            Site back and once more be the
            Great Web Site Empire of old
Denger- I just want a new yo-yo

Mr. Shadow- Ambassador Bossk, 
                My Colleagues would like to
                Help  you with your wish
Bossk- Who are you?  Ahh, who cares.
           Let's do it.

Bossk- We'll show that green piece of...
Denger- Something don't feel right here
Mr. Shadow- That was easy.
Cobra Commander- Yes.  The time for
                              Us to strike is close.

 

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